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A similar thing happened in our house a few months back.
I'd made myself and the OH a bacon sandwich. I got up mid-way through eating to make a coffee and while my back was turned she took a massive bite out of my sandwich, thinking she was being funny/cute.
10 seconds later I was laughing so hard it physically hurt...
On a similar note, I prepared the chillies for a curry last weekend and then went to comfort my 4 week old child who was crying slightly.
All of a sudden (after wiping something from the side of her eye) she went ballistic. It would appear that I had some chilly residue left on my fingers.
So, as any good father would... I hastily placed her back into her basket and toddled off into the kitchen to let my partner sort her out.
I also may have taken a close up shot of her last night but forgot to disable the flash. I have a lot to learn.
All of a sudden (after wiping something from the side of her eye) she went ballistic. It would appear that I had some chilly residue left on my fingers.
So, as any good father would... I hastily placed her back into her basket and toddled off into the kitchen to let my partner sort her out.
I also may have taken a close up shot of her last night but forgot to disable the flash. I have a lot to learn.
sanguinary said:
On a similar note, I prepared the chillies for a curry last weekend and then went to comfort my 4 week old child who was crying slightly.
All of a sudden (after wiping something from the side of her eye) she went ballistic. It would appear that I had some chilly residue left on my fingers.
So, as any good father would... I hastily placed her back into her basket and toddled off into the kitchen to let my partner sort her out.
I also may have taken a close up shot of her last night but forgot to disable the flash. I have a lot to learn.
Christ that's bad enough when I do it to myself, or forget I made chilli and go for a pee, that was an interesting evening.All of a sudden (after wiping something from the side of her eye) she went ballistic. It would appear that I had some chilly residue left on my fingers.
So, as any good father would... I hastily placed her back into her basket and toddled off into the kitchen to let my partner sort her out.
I also may have taken a close up shot of her last night but forgot to disable the flash. I have a lot to learn.
Not as bad as my best mate who did a similar thing but was more to do with being amorous with his good lady after forgetting to wash his hands right after making curry with scotch bonnets.
Apparently she physically punched him with the shock and stinging pain recoil hahahah
A work collegue offered me a doughnut on Monday. As I squeezed some out some of the custard, I noticed it did not look like custard! Chilli sauce in fact.
C*@T
Said doughnut is now been in the offenders hard hat which is sat on his desk. He wears his hard hat maybe once every 2-3 months.
So what will give it away? Flies and stench or doughnut to the head?
C*@T
Said doughnut is now been in the offenders hard hat which is sat on his desk. He wears his hard hat maybe once every 2-3 months.
So what will give it away? Flies and stench or doughnut to the head?
Rick_1138 said:
Christ that's bad enough when I do it to myself, or forget I made chilli and go for a pee, that was an interesting evening.
Not as bad as my best mate who did a similar thing but was more to do with being amorous with his good lady after forgetting to wash his hands right after making curry with scotch bonnets.
Apparently she physically punched him with the shock and stinging pain recoil hahahah
Fingerb*****g the Mrs after making Chilli is funny, the Ex dried up quicker than a anything I've ever witnessed!Not as bad as my best mate who did a similar thing but was more to do with being amorous with his good lady after forgetting to wash his hands right after making curry with scotch bonnets.
Apparently she physically punched him with the shock and stinging pain recoil hahahah
Rick_1138 said:
Christ that's bad enough when I do it to myself, or forget I made chilli and go for a pee, that was an interesting evening.
Not as bad as my best mate who did a similar thing but was more to do with being amorous with his good lady after forgetting to wash his hands right after making curry with scotch bonnets.
Apparently she physically punched him with the shock and stinging pain recoil hahahah
One of my old flatmates was a chef. A similar thing saw him thinking he was doing a good job from the moaning and shortness of breath of his other half. It wasn't his technique, it was the chili fingers.Not as bad as my best mate who did a similar thing but was more to do with being amorous with his good lady after forgetting to wash his hands right after making curry with scotch bonnets.
Apparently she physically punched him with the shock and stinging pain recoil hahahah
Happened to me, I used to make an everyday hot sauce using double naga's and I kept it in an old ketchup bottle. One of the kids had a small party for their birthday and one of the mums went into the cupboard and accidentally picked up my hot sauce thinking is was ketchup and put it on the kids hot dogs. Que cough, crying, upset children and me getting a b
king when I got home :-)
king when I got home :-) 
Rick_1138 said:
Not as bad as my best mate who did a similar thing but was more to do with being amorous with his good lady after forgetting to wash his hands right after making curry with scotch bonnets.
Apparently she physically punched him with the shock and stinging pain recoil hahahah
Apparently she physically punched him with the shock and stinging pain recoil hahahah
Ooft!My chili experience was contact lenses. My lesson and advice being if you thought you washed you hands after chili prep wash them 10 times more!
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