Your last meal then method of execution

[Itsallicanafford]

TO START: scallops, razor clams, prawns, steamed in garlic, white wine with shallots...accompanies with just baked crunchy bread and a pint of ice cold white beer.

MAIN: beef Wellington, bloody, with brussels sprouts and chestnuts with 2 bottles of red wine chosen by somebody who knows their stuff.

PUD: cheese, lots of it, 5 or 6 different types, chutneys and plenty of port


EXECUTION: take me out the back of shoot me, but with a proper firing squad

[Papa Hotel]

XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger meal.

Snoo-snoo.

[anonymous-user]

Starter: beef tomatoes in a vinegar dressing

Main: filey steak udon in a black pepper sauce

Pud: strawbs and cream


Execution method: Sofia Vergara riding me to death(on top not with a facsimile of a penis).

[Hoofy]

All you can eat buffet...

[Rawwr]

Hoofy said:

All you can eat buffet...

Two birds, one stone?

[Hoofy]

Rawwr said:

Hoofy said:

All you can eat buffet...

Two birds, one stone?

I'd probably eat myself to death if given carte blanche.

[Rawwr]

I think some people on the Dirty Takeaway thread have been trying to kill themselves for quite some time.

[Hoofy]

Rawwr said:

I think some people on the Dirty Takeaway thread have been trying to kill themselves for quite some time.

If Adam Richman is anything to go by, it'll take quite a lot of crazy-arsed dinners to kill you.

[B17NNS]

I don't think you're allowed booze as a part of your last meal.

[Papa Hotel]

B17NNS said:

I don't think you're allowed booze as a part of your last meal.

Given that we don't execute people either and even if we did, getting fked to death wouldn't be an option, can we just take this thread as the whimsy it's intended to be and allow a pint or two?

Thanks.

[Itsallicanafford]

B17NNS said:

I don't think you're allowed booze as a part of your last meal.

Good knowledge, but booze is allowed in the country in question.

[Justaredbadge]

Steak and kidney pie and chips.

Letting me drive BloodHound would probably be a death sentence for. That'll do.

[miniman]

Massive fry-up.

Whichever method most likely to make me foul myself.

[TinyCappo]

Last meal.

Mash potato
Heinz Beans
Chicken Kievs.

Execution

Shot in the face by Clint Eastwood with a winchester rifle whilst Morgan Freeman narrates it.

[B.J.W]

Doner Kebab with extra hot chilli sauce.

Death by cannibals......

I can look them in the eye and say

"I hope I give you the sts"

[dundarach]

TinyCappo said:

Execution

Shot in the face by Clint Eastwood with a winchester rifle whilst Morgan Freeman narrates it.

Nice :-)

[eltax91]

Starter: prawn cocktail with brown bread and butter

Main: my wife's spaghetti bolognese, garlic bread and a bottle of chateau neuf

Pud: chocolate cheesecake with salted caramel ice cream

For lunch a trip to the local curry house for a bhuna and some kingfisher.

Method: don't care. Shot I suppose.

[Hoofy]

eltax91 said:

Method: don't care.

Alright, then. Death by 10,000 papercuts suit you?

[s p a c e m a n]

Sticky toffee pudding laced with heroin.

[ILoveMondeo]

Justaredbadge said:

Steak and kidney pie and chips.

Letting me drive BloodHound would probably be a death sentence for. That'll do.

Good shout, nurburgring + F1 car with a fairly volatile high explosive set to go off when I crash... I wouldn't last long.

As for the meal, rare fillet steak and triple cooked chips please. Not bothered about a starter, and a couple of ice cold straight vodkas to finish it off please. Should help speed things on the way when I get in the car!