96 hours of culinary depravity

[LeftmostAardvark]

The diet has gone impeccably for 6 months, I'm skinny, I'm toned.... And I'm HUNGRY. It has been too long and too hard for too long and my body has rebelled, so i'm giving in until the end of the weekend. I need your suggestions. I don't care about calories, I don't care about nutrients, but I do care about quality, taste and deliciousness. So, I welcome recommendations. So far, I'm thinking a monstrous slab of steak for one night, a Thai banquet another night, etc. mcdonalds is out (I'm not wasting my 4 days on cardboard).

I'll try and photograph the food porn and keep this thread updated.

[IanMorewood]

A nice bit of ribeye with all the trimmings for one meal.
Full English as another.
A hulking great big slab of fried haddock with chips curry sauce and some white bread as another.
A durty takeaway chicken kebab served on a garlic Nan bread.....

[LeftmostAardvark]

IanMorewood said:

A hulking great big slab of fried haddock with chips curry sauce and some white bread as another.

With mushy peas and a steak and kidney pudding

[ReaderScars]

A massive Scooby snack?

(not a load of mints or sweets out of a glovebox for those under 30)

[Catz]

Can of condensed milk.

[calibrax]

A deep fat fryer and a selection of things to cook in it (chips, items suitable for battering etc), along with various dips and stuff

Pork ribs slow cooked/smoked

A visit to KFC for a bucket of chicken

A mahoosive Eton Mess

Selection of luxury ice creams from proper dairies

[Pferdestarke]

Personally I can recommend these.



Or go authentic and get your ass to a china town and get three roast meat combo:



For me there's little else that could be more satisfying in your position.

I do however think you'll struggle with the volume and richness.

[hoegaardenruls]

Or Man v. Food style - I'd really cut down my eating for a while before going on holiday, lost a bit of weight, so among other things went for these:

Fully loaded Salty Dog (aka heart attack on a bun) in Sarasota:



48oz Porterhouse steak at Shula's steakhouse - the photo doesnt really do the size of steak, as it was about four inches thick!!:

[Davey S2]

Sunday simply has to be a massive roast of your choice.

Personally i'd have to go with roast pork. Loads of roast potatoes and a hulking big slab of lovely salty crackling.

[Mobile Chicane]

For a snack. Home-made burger stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon:

[Coneyhurst Blue]

Fill yourself full of Sushi !
Bottle of nice crisp white what more could you want ?

[KFC]

Surely if you're eating healthily, you could do sushi any night of the week without saying "I shouldn't have ate that" ? I'd be looking to eat good quality steaks / filth from takeaways

[mrtwisty]

One of these:



...and yes, that is a full size fork in the picture

[grumbledoak]

If I feel I've been too good for too long my naughty craving is white bread. I would go for baguette with Fois Gras and apricot jam, with a bottle of your favourite wine. Repeat until sated or broke.

[bint]

Cheeeeeeeeeeese. I love a good cheese board and it is oh so naughty. (I may have used the MIL's visit this weekend to go and stock up)

[ReaderScars]

What about trying to reach some sort of biscuity nirvana? Maybe help yourself along with some of those big jars of spreadable chocolate or marshmallowy business to smother them in?

[DUMBO100]

In my part of the world the kebabs shops sell a wonderful thing called a "Hoagie".which is basically all the meat options from the kebab shop, covered in sauce (one raita style and cool the other achingly spicy) then rolled in a full size garlic Naan bread as if it was a gargantuan wrap. Feeds 6 sober people or one drunken person

[Blown2CV]

a great idea! However, diets don't work for exactly this reason. If you feel deprived, you'll snap back into being depraved