Oysters
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astroarcadia

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1,723 posts

226 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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Just back from a week away and tried Oysters for the first time.

My understanding is that these are something of a delicacy but I cannot for the life of me understand why we eat them, let alone pay a premium to.

I will try anything once, and often look for something a little different on the menu but Oysters I just done get.


What am I missing here? Does anybody, hand on heart, love the taste of Oysters or are they just flowery nonsense in a pretty shell?

majordad

3,630 posts

223 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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I think it was Oscar Wilde, a fellow irishman who said " it was a brave man who first ate an Oyster ". I had my first ones in 1975, not too imressed, twenty years passed by and I became a regular visitor to France and now am of the opinion that I love them. Raw, with either Lemon, Tabasco, Shallots chopped in Red Wine vinegar or hot under the grill with cream and cheese, all washed down by a chilled Muscadet, Sancere or Gros Plant. Some say add brown soda bread with butter and a pint of Guinness.
PS. the aphrodisiac claim is just that, never worked for me !

RDMcG

20,669 posts

233 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Different types of oysters vary in taste tremendously so try a few varieties. Washed down with a nice crisp Muscadet or some champagne if you feel extravagant, they are wonderful.

otolith

66,516 posts

230 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Love them, have been eating them for twenty-odd years, however recently it would seem they have fallen out of love with me. Last two times I ate them I was violently sick shortly after. On one occasion they were smoked and canned, on the other they were raw and also eaten by many other people with no ill effect. I will give them one more try before I write them off.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

221 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Love them. Have a mate who runs an oyster/mussel farm here. I try to snatch as many freebies as I can.

calibrax

4,788 posts

237 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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It's like licking phlegm off a tortoise.

astroarcadia

Original Poster:

1,723 posts

226 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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The setting was perfect, the weather great but still they tasted awful.


astroarcadia

Original Poster:

1,723 posts

226 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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The setting was perfect, the weather great but still they tasted awful.


TwigtheWonderkid

48,381 posts

176 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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majordad said:
PS. the aphrodisiac claim is just that, never worked for me !
I think they are rich in zinc, which over time, is very good for the reproductive system. But one helping of oysters isn't going to make a blind bit of difference at the end of the evening (apart from the fact that the lady may be impressed with the amount of money you've spent!)

otolith

66,516 posts

230 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
But one helping of oysters isn't going to make a blind bit of difference at the end of the evening (apart from the fact that the lady may be impressed with the amount of money you've spent!)
It does suggest a lack of squeamishness, though...

jmorgan

36,010 posts

310 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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I love shell fish but a good head cold and a long sniff and swallow is about the same as an oyster.

Edited by jmorgan on Sunday 17th August 11:43

HD Adam

5,155 posts

210 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Oysters are the Emperors New Clothes of food.

Just go swimming in the sea, sniff some water up then pick your nose afterwards and eat the bogeys.

Same thing but way cheaper. yes

The_Doc

6,079 posts

246 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Had some on the banks of Loch Fyne recently and the bloke said they had been out of the water for 45 mins and travelled about 300m before going into my mouth.

Fresh.

Tasty, but my wife didn't partake.

A she said, why do we humans feel the need to eat things like this ( group includes snails, offal, etc) My answer, because we can. There is no point being a vegetarian because evolutionarily, meat stops you from dying. Ditto snails etc...

soad

34,435 posts

202 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Never tried them, don't want to either - doesn't appeal.

Didn't Michael Winner experienced a run of ill-health since eating a bad oyster on holiday in Barbados? RIP.

I don't care much for (rubbery) mussels either. They're alright in a seafood paella though.

pad58

12,549 posts

207 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Absolutely bloody lovely ,but then I'm biased.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

221 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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pad58 said:
Absolutely bloody lovely ,but then I'm biased.
Pad, give'em a bell.
https://www.facebook.com/herm.oysters

pad58

12,549 posts

207 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Fishtigua said:
pad58 said:
Absolutely bloody lovely ,but then I'm biased.
Pad, give'em a bell.
https://www.facebook.com/herm.oysters
Now have a local one ,when he gets his act together.

Mobile Chicane

21,882 posts

238 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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I love them - all ways - with shallot vinegar, with lemon juice, with Tabasco...

Contrary to popular belief, you don't just down them whole, but suck until they've liquified. Heaven on Earth with a chilled glass of Chablis or pint of Guinness.

However it's said that if you get a bad one you'll never touch them again, and I'm afraid that's me. frown

But I can (and do) still eat them cooked. Oysters Rockefeller, or steak and oyster pie. Yummy.


astroarcadia

Original Poster:

1,723 posts

226 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Mobile Chicane said:


Contrary to popular belief, you don't just down them whole, but suck until they've liquified.
Wow. I can't think of a worse way to eat them.

dmitsi

3,583 posts

246 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Mobile Chicane said:
Contrary to popular belief, you don't just down them whole, but suck until they've liquified.
That's a new one to me!? You suck them out of the shell sure, but you're supposed to then chew on them to release the liquor/flavour. I would think sucking them would leave the eating process of the oyster fairly flavourless and pointless. Are you sure you didn't misunderstand the term sucking the oyster, or did someone genuinely say that's the way to eat them? I've never encountered that and I've had my fair share of oysters all over the world.