Restaurant Nonsense
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truck71

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2,328 posts

201 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Expanding on the what's wrong with plates thread I got to thinking about what other pointless practices eating establishments indulge in. A few of my pet hates.

Unnecessary garnish/salad
Plonking you in the "bar area" with a menu before being shown to your table
Lighting candles when you're eating on your own
Being addressed as "sir"

Kudos

2,674 posts

203 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Filling up your water/wine glass constantly. Annoys the bks off me, and yes I do tell them to stop it

PositronicRay

28,935 posts

212 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Kudos said:
Filling up your water/wine glass constantly. Annoys the bks off me, and yes I do tell them to stop it
Even worse when you're bottle disappears leaving the waiter in charge.

Pints

18,451 posts

223 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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truck71 said:
Being addressed as "sir"
Better than "mate".

bazza white

3,756 posts

157 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Coleslaw onto a warm plate.

Ketchup in tiny pots. Just pass the bottle.


tumble dryer

2,373 posts

156 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Would Sir like pepper and parmesan on his pasta / whatever...?

Sir would.

But could you just leave the bloody stuff on the table and I'll do it myself - I might want a top-up later.


PositronicRay

28,935 posts

212 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Pints said:
truck71 said:
Being addressed as "sir"
Better than "mate".
Pet hate of mine. "Sir" I'm okay with. You have to earn the right to call me "mate"

bobbo89

5,999 posts

174 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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When they come round with a tray of sauces all in tiny pots that is supposed to serve the whole table only allowing you to take a small amount then taking the tray of sauces away with them!


kowalski655

15,210 posts

172 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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PositronicRay said:
Pints said:
truck71 said:
Being addressed as "sir"
Better than "mate".
Pet hate of mine. "Sir" I'm okay with. You have to earn the right to call me "mate"
Also "guys",as in "How are you guys tonight?"...and asking about the rest of our day etc.Mind your own damn business!

truck71

Original Poster:

2,328 posts

201 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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kowalski655 said:
PositronicRay said:
Pints said:
truck71 said:
Being addressed as "sir"
Better than "mate".
Pet hate of mine. "Sir" I'm okay with. You have to earn the right to call me "mate"
Also "guys",as in "How are you guys tonight?"...and asking about the rest of our day etc.Mind your own damn business!
Yep, over familiarity is a big no no.

21TonyK

13,264 posts

238 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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truck71 said:
kowalski655 said:
PositronicRay said:
Pints said:
truck71 said:
Being addressed as "sir"
Better than "mate".
Pet hate of mine. "Sir" I'm okay with. You have to earn the right to call me "mate"
Also "guys",as in "How are you guys tonight?"...and asking about the rest of our day etc.Mind your own damn business!
Yep, over familiarity is a big no no.
Curiosity... how would you like to be addressed?

bitchstewie

67,225 posts

239 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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21TonyK said:
Curiosity... how would you like to be addressed?
Quite, they don't know my name and personally I hate "Mr" or "Sir".

CAFEDEAD

222 posts

144 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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My wife wasn't particularly impressed at the waitress trying to clear her dessert away while she was still eating it the other night. When she told the waitress that she was still eating the waitress said "that's ok" and they both kept pulling on the plate.

Service just seems to suck at embarrassing levels in some many UK restaurants. I can think of some expensive exceptions locally but I rarely enjoy a meal that costs so much you could've bought a car instead.

21TonyK

13,264 posts

238 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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bhstewie said:
21TonyK said:
Curiosity... how would you like to be addressed?
Quite, they don't know my name and personally I hate "Mr" or "Sir".
A good sign for me is if they have had the foresight to check your name from the bookings sheet and address you as "Mr Xxxxx". They only need to say it when seating you. Just sets the tone. Means that they know that I know they are good at what they do.




ruff'n'smov

1,092 posts

178 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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kowalski655 said:
PositronicRay said:
Pints said:
truck71 said:
Being addressed as "sir"
Better than "mate".
Pet hate of mine. "Sir" I'm okay with. You have to earn the right to call me "mate"
Also "guys",as in "How are you guys tonight?"...and asking about the rest of our day etc.Mind your own damn business!
Luckily I'm not a big enough ahole to have an issue on how a young lad/lass has been told to address me by a unimaginative Manager, and let them address me how they please, including Sir,Boss,Mate,Love,Buddy,Pal,Gaffer or even ahole if they wish (but at least ahole has some imagination.)


Edited by ruff'n'smov on Saturday 14th March 19:22

otherman

2,265 posts

194 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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truck71 said:
1.Unnecessary garnish/salad
2.Plonking you in the "bar area" with a menu before being shown to your table
3.Lighting candles when you're eating on your own
4.Being addressed as "sir"
1. Don't mind.
2. Don't mind.
3. Never come across it
4. Don't mind.

What I don't like in restaurants is poor service. Sometimes I want to be in and out fairly promptly because I have somewhere to be, other nights I want to take as long as possible. They should read the signals, or just ask. I sometimes say, we're in no hurry tonight, take your time. And they still bring out the food 5 mintues later. I've seen this even in places where there's hardly anyone in, if they knew their business they'd know it's a good thing to have customers in, if you want some more.

ambuletz

11,733 posts

210 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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People serving food on chopping boards, chips in stupid little rusty buckets lined with paper. guacamole served in a pestle & mortar.

When some restaurants insist on serving you a new glass every time you get a new bottle of beer. I'm fine using the same one I have!

Baryonyx

18,280 posts

188 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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truck71 said:
Yep, over familiarity is a big no no.
Indeed, the British are often useless with service. Americans get it so right, that blend of professional respect and deference that you're shown with a little cordiality thrown in. Even though they're just doing their job, they make an effort to please and come across as genuine. I love it.

In contrast, the UK is often hopeless. High end places are okay, but I dislike waiters calling you 'mate' or 'bud'. Usually that sort of irritating over-familiarity appears at places like Zizzi's or one of those 'upmarket' burger restaurants.

RichB

56,206 posts

313 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Baryonyx said:
...service. Americans get it so right...
biggrinbiglaughbiggrin not often something on Pistinheads makes me laugh! but... biggrinbiggrinbiglaugh

paolow

3,261 posts

287 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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tumble dryer said:
Would Sir like pepper and parmesan on his pasta / whatever...?

Sir would.

But could you just leave the bloody stuff on the table and I'll do it myself - I might want a top-up later.
This really makes my st itch - Ive no idea whether I would like salt or pepper as I've not tasted the food that you put on my table 2 picoseconds ago. Would you at least allow me the courtesy of tasting it first?
Parmesan however I can kind of understand - some like it, some dont...