Nandos - what would you like sir?

[AndStilliRise]

Homous + chicken wings
Full platter (rice, mash, peri peri chips*2) (lemon + lime)
Chicken wrap + peri peri chips (medium)
Chicken wrap + peri peri chips (hot)
1 bottomless drink
Jug of tap water

[ambuletz]

As boring as it is my usual order is

1/2 chicken (hot)
+ peri peri chips.
+ coleslaw/fino version.
and beer.

then while waiting go and grab the hottest peri sauce to drench the chips in and put it in the coleslaw.

[SidJames]

half chicken in mango & lime
peri chips
coleslaw

garlic sauce

bottomless.

lovely.

[FiF]

In answer to that question, is what would I like in Nando's the answer would be silence.

This is because I wouldn't have stepped inside the place, tried it, hated it.

Sorry.

[Sheets Tabuer]

A bill for two adults and two children that's less than £60 please.

[Stig]

Table service.

[cat with a hat]

Half chicken, chips and the worst garlic bread I've tasted.

... I still order exactly the same several months later when I go back.

[justinio]

Nothing for me thanks. Awful place serving over priced awful food.

[Tickle]

Directions to a non-fast food place please.

[HotJambalaya]

Meal platter, half extra hot, half whatever my mate wants

Chips

soft drinks

and livers, extra hot

[ambuletz]

anonymous said:

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lots of silly reasons in this thread here

[jontysafe]

justinio said:

Nothing for me thanks. Awful place serving over priced awful food.

This, this and THRICE THIS!

I went once and I don't think it's possible to be more underwhelmed and over charged. I just don't get it.

[stuartmmcfc]

I've never been

[addz86]

Half a chicken extra hot
Piri piri chips
Coleslaw
Halloumi
Garlic bread

Im hungry now

[talksthetorque]

Congrats to all the people who posted that they have never been or don't want to go.
There's someone in general gassing wanting to identify some wheels. Perhaps you can pop over there and post that you don't know what wheels they are?
Dirty table, probably in a draught.
Thighs, mango and lime.
Garlic bread
Peri fries
And a glass.

[pokethepope]

HotJambalaya said:

Meal platter, half extra hot, half whatever my mate wants

Chips

soft drinks

and livers, extra hot

Do they offer livers in the UK?

[Trabi601]

The council thread is over there ----->

[Marvtec]

jontysafe said:

justinio said:

Nothing for me thanks. Awful place serving over priced awful food.

This, this and THRICE THIS!

I went once and I don't think it's possible to be more underwhelmed and over charged. I just don't get it.

Nor me. Its a good business model though, charge the gullible twerps 2 or 3 times the price of KFC for similar crap while still making them order at the till.

[piecost76]

Personally I'm a fan.

Keep clear of the fries & you have a fairly healthy& tasty meal. Also the kids love it which is a bonus and once you have ordered/paid at the till (heaven forbid we have to do that ) then you can naff off immediately you have finished and with young kids, that is priceless!

Yes you could lecture me about teaching them to wait for the bill etc. but my life is hassled enough thank you!

[BigMon]

Bring me your finest cuts of battery hen kind sir, smothered in a chemical concoction including plenty of salt and MSG.