Naming a new gin distillery

[Quarterly]

Hi.

This is a cheeky request for some help to name a small batch gin distillery that I don't have a name for yet, if you have any suggestions, please let me know. I was thinking of calling it the North Essex Gin Distillery, but my wife thinks thats boring and that anyone living outside Essex would be unlightly to buy it. All the clever or amusing names seem to have been taken, but I thought I'd ask here just to make sure. If I should take a suggestion from here the 'winner' would get a free bottle of gin as a thank you.

[williamp]

The small batch gin company?

[Rosedene]

Quarterly said:

Hi.

This is a cheeky request for some help to name a small batch gin distillery that I don't have a name for yet, if you have any suggestions, please let me know. I was thinking of calling it the North Essex Gin Distillery, but my wife thinks thats boring and that anyone living outside Essex would be unlightly to buy it. All the clever or amusing names seem to have been taken, but I thought I'd ask here just to make sure. If I should take a suggestion from here the 'winner' would get a free bottle of gin as a thank you.

How about Reputed Quart, its an old liquid measure and goes with your PH profile.

[Gibby88]

Giny McGinface

[Gareth1974]

Queefeater

[HarryW]

You could just name the distillery after the nearest (and poshest) market town, or the old county hundred name it resides in. Such as 'Thaxted Gin/distillery, Essex' or 'Lexden Gin/Distillery, Essex'.. Regional provenance can be a big marketing asset.

[dazco]

Gin Genie

[mintybiscuit]

Giniper....

Or Ginnytalia ?

[Testarossa]

Gin Etta
Ori Gin
if it's a small batch, Smid Gin

Edited by Testarossa on Monday 12th February 00:01

[wisbech]

‘Hope I haven’t missed the bandwagon’

‘I can’t believe it’s not Bombay Saphire’

‘Mothers’ Ruin’

‘A New Gin Distillery’

‘All the clever and amusing names were gone’

‘My Mid Life Crisis’

‘Gushing Granny Gin’ <= think this was Mountain Dew

Edited by wisbech on Monday 12th February 00:21

[Loyly]

I would avoid mentioning Essex in the name of marketing as it doesn't exactly scream 'classy'.

[HOGEPH]

Small Nips

Min gin

Short measures

It's not much, but it'd fill a dram

[HOGEPH]

The Mistley Distillery

[wisbech]

Be interesting to see how much longer the current white spirit boom has to run.

[Bear-n]

Testarossa said:

Gin Etta
Ori Gin
if it's a small batch, Smid Gin

I came here to make my own witty contribution, but I’m going to have to high-five Smid Gin instead.

[condor]

Bear-n said:

I came here to make my own witty contribution, but I’m going to have to high-five Smid Gin instead.

I think that's a great name too

[CAPP0]

Gin Stirs

[200Plus Club]

Testarossa said:

Gin Etta
Ori Gin
if it's a small batch, Smid Gin

Edited by Testarossa on Monday 12th February 00:01

I chuckled thank you.

[Murph7355]

wisbech said:

Be interesting to see how much longer the current white spirit boom has to run.

I don't think it'll end. Why does it have to? These are fantastic drinks.

OP - you're probably near me. I'd also avoid having Essex in the title. Some of the more quaint village names would work, perhaps going back in time - lots of olde worlde place names etc round here

(Or use something deliberately "off" - Rotten End Gin ).

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Gin Ginnerry