Toffee crisps

[zb]

I was given a toffee crisp earlier this evening, I demolished it just there (the price on the wrapper was any 2 for £1!), and it was rounded and smooth, this troubled me.

A toffee crisp used to be a squarish, rough, monolith, which you had to consider the position of, with respect to removing a layer of skin from the roof of your mouth, or, indeed, a filling.

Christ on a spacehopper, we need to stop this shrinkflation ste immediately.

[Dave.]

Are you confusing you Toffee Crisp with a Lion Bar?

They used to hurt like fk!

But yes, bigger is better....