I am not completely lazy but I am on holiday from work and staying at home. I was looking at a breakfast in bed tray. Unfortunately i'll have to get up cook it myself and then get back in.
Perhaps a Wallace and Grommit style system of ropes and pulleys would be better. I'm no expert, but if some old chap and his dog can rig up a system to make a cup of tea and get them dressed, then making a 'bacon-o-matic' can't be that hard, can it?