Six foot pig in blanket

[anonymous-user]

For a fiver from Aldi

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/two-metre-long-pig-...

Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 27th September 09:12

[Shnozz]

I’m glad the Mirror describes 6’5” as, “the height of a basketball player”. Otherwise I could never have established how tall 6’5” was. I’m also certain that not all basketball players are 6’5”.

[hutchst]

I don't play basketball, could you give us that in football pitches?

[Shnozz]

It’s approximately the same size as 8 long haired chinchillas if that helps?

[anonymous-user]

I thought double decker buses was the international unit of distance measurement for the clueless?

[GAjon]

Crossflow Kid said:

I thought double decker buses was the international unit of distance measurement for the clueless?

Only London double decker buses calibrated against blue wales.

[Shnozz]

GAjon said:

Crossflow Kid said:

I thought double decker buses was the international unit of distance measurement for the clueless?

Only London double decker buses calibrated against blue wales.

I think that’s more the preserve of the News of the World.

[Some Gump]

fk me.
That much pig for a fiver? It'll be 98% bellend, sphincter and scrotum...

[thebraketester]

hutchst said:

I don't play basketball, could you give us that in football pitches?

Approx 1/56th the length of a football pitch.

[Jasandjules]

Some Gump said:

fk me.
That much pig for a fiver? It'll be 98% bellend, sphincter and scrotum...

No it is food not a politician....

[Fastchas]

thebraketester said:

Approx 1/56th the length of a football pitch.

I'm too young for imperial - what's that in metric?

[Hugo a Gogo]

Shnozz said:

I’m glad the Mirror describes 6’5” as, “the height of a basketball player”. Otherwise I could never have established how tall 6’5” was. I’m also certain that not all basketball players are 6’5”.

It starts by saying 6.5 feet, then says six foot five

2m is nearer 6'7" anyway

[Jim the Sunderer]

Some Gump said:

fk me.
That much pig for a fiver? It'll be 98% bellend, sphincter and scrotum...

A lot of colon too.

[can't remember]

Clicked on expecting the wife of the OP had posted up a picture of him in bed.

[C0ffin D0dger]

For a minute there I was thinking how the hell do you get a 6ft sausage into the oven, then I clicked on the link. Obviously I haven't woken up yet

[alorotom]

C0ffin D0dger said:

For a minute there I was thinking how the hell do you get a 6ft sausage into the oven, then I clicked on the link. Obviously I haven't woken up yet

Oh you’re not alone there!

[blue_haddock]

Some Gump said:

fk me.
That much pig for a fiver? It'll be 98% bellend, sphincter and scrotum...

So the same as most sausages then!

[anonymous-user]

Some Gump said:

It'll be 98% bellend, sphincter and scrotum...

Nicely sums up the PH-poster demographic.

[bobbo89]

Some Gump said:

fk me.
That much pig for a fiver? It'll be 98% bellend, sphincter and scrotum...

Don't forget the lips and aholes!

[ChevyChase77]

This 6ft pig in blanket is attention seeking at it's finest.

Just buy a normal pack, it makes is so much easier when dishing up.