My wife is a sociopath
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geeks

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11,328 posts

165 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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Eating pizza with a knife and fork!

Should I consider having her sanctioned for everyones safety now or after lockdown?

Dr Murdoch

3,925 posts

161 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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If it has Pineapple on it, then its too late, she's too far gone, you won't get her back.

Lucas CAV

3,068 posts

245 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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geeks said:
Eating pizza with a knife and fork!

Should I consider having her sanctioned for everyones safety now or after lockdown?
I'm not a great fan of pizza. I eat it with a knife and fork though. If it's dry enough to pick up then it's too dry to eat.

anonymous-user

80 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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If it's mostly a meat pizza then i'll use a knife and fork as they invariably are too greasy to pick up

carlove

7,887 posts

193 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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I use a knife and fork if it’s in Pizza Hut or something but never at home. I did order one that had a ridiculous amount of cheese on, that did need a knife and fork.

HustleRussell

26,306 posts

186 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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Depends on the Pizza type. More info needed.

Hub

7,055 posts

224 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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carlove said:
I use a knife and fork if it’s in Pizza Hut or something
Pizza Hut = fingers
Pizza Express = knife and fork
laugh

carlove

7,887 posts

193 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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Hub said:
Pizza Hut = fingers
Pizza Express = knife and fork
laugh
I was gonna put pizza express but went with the hut, for me if eating out;
Deep pan = fingers
Thin pan =knife and fork

geeks

Original Poster:

11,328 posts

165 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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Ah, more sociopaths I see, deceptively common it would seem!

Dr Murdoch said:
If it has Pineapple on it, then its too late, she's too far gone, you won't get her back.
She doesn't like Pineapple full stop, another contentious issue, I really enjoy the stuff hehe

HustleRussell said:
Depends on the Pizza type. More info needed.
Nope, pizza is pizza!

However should it sway the room, home made pizza was topped with Tikka strips, peppers, mushrooms and onions as that is basically all we had laying around.

sunbeam alpine

7,232 posts

214 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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Sanctioned or sectioned? Important to identify the difference...

HustleRussell

26,306 posts

186 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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geeks said:
Ah, more sociopaths I see, deceptively common it would seem!
You are not the first to accuse me. I cut sausage sandwiches into four equal squares as though I'm preparing it for a toddler. Crusts on though.

geeks

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11,328 posts

165 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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sunbeam alpine said:
Sanctioned or sectioned? Important to identify the difference...
I don't want to limit my options to be honest, this could go either way hehe

HustleRussell said:
geeks said:
Ah, more sociopaths I see, deceptively common it would seem!
You are not the first to accuse me. I cut sausage sandwiches into four equal squares as though I'm preparing it for a toddler. Crusts on though.
I dunno, you might have some redeeming qualities, do you enjoy a crisp sandwich?

Funky Squirrel

488 posts

98 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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Just roll it up into a giant tube and eat it whole!

loafer123

16,568 posts

241 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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geeks said:
Ah, more sociopaths I see, deceptively common it would seem!
If you think everyone else is a sociopath, it probably means you’re the problem... wink

I use a knife and fork if there isn’t enough structural integrity for a folded piece to not droop at the point FWIW.

geeks

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11,328 posts

165 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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Funky Squirrel said:
Just roll it up into a giant tube and eat it whole!

geeks

Original Poster:

11,328 posts

165 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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anonymous said:
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Who doesn't love a bit of council from time to time?

carlove

7,887 posts

193 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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Funky Squirrel said:
Just roll it up into a giant tube and eat it whole!
I save that for the last couple of slices. Can’t beat a DIY calzone.

evenflow

8,861 posts

308 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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geeks said:
She doesn't like Pineapple full stop, another contentious issue, I really enjoy the stuff.
On your birthday she must be quite pleased about that hehe

Boozy

2,427 posts

245 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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I'm a fan of eating pizza with a knife and fork! AND I also enjoy pineapple, in fact I did all of this recently with a dominos. Ham, pineapple and lashings of Frank's hot sauce, delicious it was!

richs2891

904 posts

279 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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I find that if I use a knife and fork I dont tend to burn the top of my mouth