My wife is a sociopath

[geeks]

Eating pizza with a knife and fork!

Should I consider having her sanctioned for everyones safety now or after lockdown?

[Dr Murdoch]

If it has Pineapple on it, then its too late, she's too far gone, you won't get her back.

[Lucas CAV]

geeks said:

Eating pizza with a knife and fork!

Should I consider having her sanctioned for everyones safety now or after lockdown?

I'm not a great fan of pizza. I eat it with a knife and fork though. If it's dry enough to pick up then it's too dry to eat.

[anonymous-user]

If it's mostly a meat pizza then i'll use a knife and fork as they invariably are too greasy to pick up

[carlove]

I use a knife and fork if it’s in Pizza Hut or something but never at home. I did order one that had a ridiculous amount of cheese on, that did need a knife and fork.

[HustleRussell]

Depends on the Pizza type. More info needed.

[Hub]

carlove said:

I use a knife and fork if it’s in Pizza Hut or something

Pizza Hut = fingers
Pizza Express = knife and fork

[carlove]

Hub said:

Pizza Hut = fingers
Pizza Express = knife and fork

I was gonna put pizza express but went with the hut, for me if eating out;
Deep pan = fingers
Thin pan =knife and fork

[geeks]

Ah, more sociopaths I see, deceptively common it would seem!

Dr Murdoch said:

If it has Pineapple on it, then its too late, she's too far gone, you won't get her back.

She doesn't like Pineapple full stop, another contentious issue, I really enjoy the stuff

HustleRussell said:

Depends on the Pizza type. More info needed.

Nope, pizza is pizza!

However should it sway the room, home made pizza was topped with Tikka strips, peppers, mushrooms and onions as that is basically all we had laying around.

[sunbeam alpine]

Sanctioned or sectioned? Important to identify the difference...

[HustleRussell]

geeks said:

Ah, more sociopaths I see, deceptively common it would seem!

You are not the first to accuse me. I cut sausage sandwiches into four equal squares as though I'm preparing it for a toddler. Crusts on though.

[geeks]

sunbeam alpine said:

Sanctioned or sectioned? Important to identify the difference...

I don't want to limit my options to be honest, this could go either way

HustleRussell said:

geeks said:

Ah, more sociopaths I see, deceptively common it would seem!

You are not the first to accuse me. I cut sausage sandwiches into four equal squares as though I'm preparing it for a toddler. Crusts on though.

I dunno, you might have some redeeming qualities, do you enjoy a crisp sandwich?

[Funky Squirrel]

Just roll it up into a giant tube and eat it whole!

[loafer123]

geeks said:

Ah, more sociopaths I see, deceptively common it would seem!

If you think everyone else is a sociopath, it probably means you’re the problem...

I use a knife and fork if there isn’t enough structural integrity for a folded piece to not droop at the point FWIW.

[geeks]

Funky Squirrel said:

Just roll it up into a giant tube and eat it whole!

[geeks]

anonymous said:

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Who doesn't love a bit of council from time to time?

[carlove]

Funky Squirrel said:

Just roll it up into a giant tube and eat it whole!

I save that for the last couple of slices. Can’t beat a DIY calzone.

[evenflow]

geeks said:

She doesn't like Pineapple full stop, another contentious issue, I really enjoy the stuff.

On your birthday she must be quite pleased about that

[Boozy]

I'm a fan of eating pizza with a knife and fork! AND I also enjoy pineapple, in fact I did all of this recently with a dominos. Ham, pineapple and lashings of Frank's hot sauce, delicious it was!

[richs2891]

I find that if I use a knife and fork I dont tend to burn the top of my mouth