Aldi sweets Explosive Tendencies

[SSWGB]

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[geeks]

sorry nothing more to add than that!

[lost in espace]

Almost up there with the Le Mans sock story.

[anonymous-user]

I once ate a whole pot of sugar free polos in one sitting. never again.

[Greendubber]

Yep, been there done that! Sounded like a flock of angry ducks in a cave.

Horrific.

[Swampy1982]

brilliant.

[Diplomatico]

Ba ha ha ha - brilliant

[eskidavies]

hell of a detox ,

[CustardOnChips]

Had a very similar experience with their sugar free liquorice gums.

Bought a packet at lunch time and consumed most of them in short order as a mid afternoon snack.

A short while later the rumbling started and I spent most of the rest of the afternoon in trap 2 at work.

Things calmed down so I decided to brave the journey home. I had to stop at just about every petrol station and mcdonalds on the way home. The commute is usually about an hour and 15. This one was over 2 hours. It was possibly one of the most stressful journeys I have every been on.

I was very windy for a couple of days after too.

[cuprabob]

[pincher]

It’s not just Aldi stuff - seems like sugar-free Gummy Bears have a similar effect.

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-...

Some of the reviews are hilarious

[Muzzer79]

Google sugar free Haribo on Amazon and read the reviews, it’s a similar story there.

[PorkInsider]

I'd read the warnings on sugar free products before but didn't realise how serious they were.

Some of the Haribo reviews on Amazon...

I particularly liked the one who said he's a lifelong Christian and thought it was God testing him when he consumed them on a flight.

[Jonny_]

I had a few of the delicious strawberry and cream flavour ones yesterday. And a fairly fiery Thai curry for my tea.

Am now afraid. Very afraid.

[Jazoli]

I made that mistake once with a pack of Aldi's finest sugar free sweets, I had a pack whilst driving home then went for a ride on my motorbike, thankfully leathers can be hosed out

[FamousPheasant]

The consequences of eating sugar free sweets was once described as like "funneling the niagra falls through a straw!"

Edited by FamousPheasant on Saturday 25th July 21:19

[Taita]

I ate half a box of them once, definitely a good way to clear yourself out!!

Debating whether to do it again as it was so funny sprinting past the missus every 10 minutes!

[p4cks]

Good story

[Yabu]

Taita said:

I ate half a box of them once, definitely a good way to clear yourself out!!

Debating whether to do it again as it was so funny sprinting past the missus every 10 minutes!

If you do this, do it properly and use agent picolax

[loskie]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isomalt