New wife required.

[Bacon Is Proof]

Unpacking the shopping and was presented with this:


Mature "cheese"? Can't even call it cheddar there's so little flavour in it. At least I can simply shove her overboard rather than go through the hassle of getting a new patio.

[anonymous-user]

"lighter" 3 red symbol thingies?

[Muzzer79]

She bought beer - be thankful for small mercies.

There's plenty worse off.

[IJWS15]

Might be all she could get, am told the shelves are emptying as everyone prepares for lockdown.

SWMBO did buy two packs of toilet paper last week!

[coppernorks]

Yeah, just give it the elbow if it's trubbel,

I hear good things about new compact models coming out of Thailand, cheap to import, low maintenance, eager to please
lovely bodywork, and roomy inside.

[ambuletz]

i always buy the extra mature for this very reason. the lighter mature has very little taste to it, its probably why they don't even call it cheddar. i tend to use mine on pizzas or grilled cheese sandwiches.

[Bacon Is Proof]

Muzzer79 said:

She bought beer - be thankful for small mercies.

There's plenty worse off.

Wife-beater no less! I assume she knew the mistake she was making.

[Bert Cheese]

What a relief, I thought the worst when I saw the thread title in this lounge...

When my old boss moved from Bury St Edmunds to Portsmouth he carried on working in his new position at our place and left the move to his (more than capable) wife.

The trouble occurred when she took the opportunity to have a clearout and chucked 2 large skips full of "junk" out she felt wouldn't be missed in the long term...this included any opened bottles of spirits which she put down the sink in order to do the right thing and recycle the glass bottles, there were quite a few apparently.