Microwave bacon
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Pothole

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34,367 posts

308 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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Anyone used a bacon "crisper" in the microwave? Will it give me an edible meaty sandwich filling?

I realise the usual PH snobbery will call for chef to grill the finest pedigree pig parts been cured with the salt of virgin's tears on a a ceramic/diamond coated unobtanium slab over lumpwood charcoal made from the finest rare/endangered hardwoods smuggled in from the jungles of Borneo, but we're working with a 15 minute breakfast break, a microwave and a toaster, OK?

Morvan

234 posts

100 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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Just put the bacon in the toaster.

hotchy

4,805 posts

152 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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Cook it long enough, itll crisp. Even better if you have a combi microwave and grill it at the same time.

Pothole

Original Poster:

34,367 posts

308 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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Morvan said:
Just put the bacon in the toaster.
Not an option

Morvan

234 posts

100 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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I thought not 😉

Ham_and_Jam

3,476 posts

123 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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Pre-cook the bacon in the oven. Use the microwave just to warm up.

You can batch cook the bacon and keep it for several days in a fridge.

21TonyK

13,104 posts

235 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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Don't do what my son did.

Raw bacon between two slices of bread. Microwave and then eat.

However, using a mic to warm cooked crispy bacon does work.

People tend to demonise microwaves and used inappropriately (like my son does!) they can ruin food but to bring food back up to temp for eating or preheating sauces when cooking they can save an enormous amount of time.

dontfollowme

1,181 posts

259 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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Was it Gordon Ramsay that reckoned the microwave was the best way to cook bacon? I'll stick to the grill.

Ham_and_Jam

3,476 posts

123 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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dontfollowme said:
Was it Gordon Ramsay that reckoned the microwave was the best way to cook bacon? I'll stick to the grill.
I think he was taking the P*ss.

juice

9,660 posts

308 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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Streaky bacon in the microwave is awesome. It goes all crispy just like in a pan or under the grill.

Sandwich it between 2 sheets of kitchen paper and nuke on high for about a minute. Go on, give it a go !

Mobile Chicane

21,882 posts

238 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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Wrap a few rashers in greaseproof paper, 2 minutes on full power.

Jobbed.

croyde

25,861 posts

256 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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Kitchen paper as in the stuff for cleaning up spills or that grease proof stuff?

juice

9,660 posts

308 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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croyde said:
Kitchen paper as in the stuff for cleaning up spills or that grease proof stuff?
Kitchen paper (the cleanup spills type). It absorbs the fat rendered out so clean up involves....chucking it in the bin after. thumbup

Ham_and_Jam

3,476 posts

123 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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21TonyK said:
Don't do what my son did.

Raw bacon between two slices of bread. Microwave and then eat.

However, using a mic to warm cooked crispy bacon does work.

People tend to demonise microwaves and used inappropriately (like my son does!) they can ruin food but to bring food back up to temp for eating or preheating sauces when cooking they can save an enormous amount of time.
The trick to re-heating food in a microwave (especially delicate stuff), is to not over do it.

I see people putting a big pie or similar in a microwave, setting it to 5 mins so the middle is warm, trouble is the outside is now completely knackered. Microwaves don’t cook from the middle as commonly believed, they just penetrate a few cm’s into the food. So still dont reach the middle of something big.

Large and solid foods should be cut in to a couple of smaller bits. Heat for 1-2 mins, leave for 1 min and repeat until just cooked through.






croyde

25,861 posts

256 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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juice said:
croyde said:
Kitchen paper as in the stuff for cleaning up spills or that grease proof stuff?
Kitchen paper (the cleanup spills type). It absorbs the fat rendered out so clean up involves....chucking it in the bin after. thumbup
Great, I'll be trying that tomorrow morning, ta.

Ham_and_Jam

3,476 posts

123 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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croyde said:
Great, I'll be trying that tomorrow morning, ta.
I don’t think you’ll be impressed.

Cotty

42,081 posts

310 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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Ham_and_Jam said:
Microwaves don’t cook from the middle as commonly believed, they just penetrate a few cm’s into the food. So still dont reach the middle of something big.
If I am reheating food I usually make a hole in the middle for just that reason.

LeadFarmer

7,411 posts

157 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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I never have any food left over to reheat. It all goes in my belly.

croyde

25,861 posts

256 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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Ham_and_Jam said:
croyde said:
Great, I'll be trying that tomorrow morning, ta.
I don’t think you’ll be impressed.
hehe

I wasn't, due to the bacon having been sat in the fridge open just a little too long.

Appeared to be covered in the cure for Covid.

anonymous-user

80 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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