What does Santa drink?
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eldar

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25,318 posts

227 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Do you leave Santa and his reindeer a snack on Christmas eve?

The traditional sherry or scotch, mince pie and carrot, perhaps. Or the Americans glass of milk instead of alcohol.

Or nothing at all....

BoRED S2upid

21,093 posts

271 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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For some un fathomable reason the kids have given Santa orange juice. Soon to be replaced with port wink

alorotom

12,788 posts

218 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Chilli hot chocolate here

Mince pie and a small slice of Christmas cake on the side

Carrot batons for the reindeer

Bill

58,838 posts

286 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Wine or port.
Mince pie
Carrot

But this is the first year the kids are too old, so I don't have to have a glass just before bed (although I still will beer), half finish a mince pie and break a carrot in two and return half to the fridge.

We also don't have to do the flour footprint.

sospan

2,755 posts

253 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Single malt, mince pie, carrot for Rudolph.
One year I sprinkled some raisins down.
Oh look! Rudolph has done a Poo!
Let me check.....
I pick up a couple and eat them....yes, reindeer poo.
It didn’t backfire, thankfully. The kids didn’t pick up rabbit/sheep droppings to check. Phew!

Benrad

657 posts

180 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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We've left a shot of Sambuca out for Father Christmas tonight (along with milk, mince pie and carrot)

Sheets Tabuer

21,499 posts

246 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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A cheeky line and a non alcoholic beer, don't want him getting tipsy

Desiderata

2,738 posts

85 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Bunnahabhain in this house. He must like it, it's always gone by morning.

bern

1,402 posts

251 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Shipwreck apple brandy this year.

beer

sherman

15,317 posts

246 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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He drinks drambuie in our house with a mince pie and a raw umpeeled carrot for rudolph.

Red9zero

11,321 posts

88 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Our village shop has been selling this.


Caddyshack

15,203 posts

237 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Santa must be really drunk by the end of the evening?

craigjm

21,642 posts

231 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Sheets Tabuer said:
A cheeky line and a non alcoholic beer, don't want him getting tipsy
But it’s ok for his to snort a line up his nose is it? hehe

hiccy18

4,211 posts

98 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Caddyshack said:
Santa must be really drunk by the end of the evening?
Workin on it...

abzmike

12,102 posts

137 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Caddyshack said:
Santa must be really drunk by the end of the evening?
He’s driving as well... shockingly irresponsible really...

Caddyshack

15,203 posts

237 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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A chap I knew at school used to give us lifts home in his Dads lister jag, his dad flew a helicopter too but was in the local press for being tipsy flying dressed up as Santa, he had accepted a few drinks whilst out doing some charity thing...I think.

Caddyshack

15,203 posts

237 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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craigjm said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
A cheeky line and a non alcoholic beer, don't want him getting tipsy
But it’s ok for his to snort a line up his nose is it? hehe
No wonder rudolf has a red nose...a bit like Daniela Westbrook.

marksx

5,174 posts

221 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Auchentoshan American Oak whisky when he stops here.

Bill

58,838 posts

286 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Red9zero said:
Our village shop has been selling this.

Urgh! Who milked Santa??!? yuck

Caddyshack

15,203 posts

237 months

Thursday 24th December 2020
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Bill said:
Red9zero said:
Our village shop has been selling this.

Urgh! Who milked Santa??!? yuck
Saw him on his sleigh flashing his lights in a local dogging spot.