Kitchen gadgets you wish you'd NEVER bought!
Kitchen gadgets you wish you'd NEVER bought!
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21TonyK

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12,830 posts

230 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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We've got a thread of useful things worth having. How about things which are or you have found a complete and utter waste of time, effort and/or money.

Garlic crusher, just use a knife.

Tortilla press, unless you need to make 100's just pin it out.

Probably just me but... Bread machine, far too limiting if you are into bread other than a tiny loaf every day.

RobbieTheTruth

2,702 posts

140 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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Controversial one - but Instant Pot.

Made a Bolognaise - tasted boring.

Cooked a whole chicken - texture was horrible.


I know they are well loved but I hated the results. Sat up in the loft after 2 uses.





Sporky

10,061 posts

85 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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Pasta machine.

It was only my wife's quick intervention that prevented me from smashing it to pieces with a sledgehammer the first time I tried to use it.

hotchy

4,777 posts

147 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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21TonyK said:
We've got a thread of useful things worth having. How about things which are or you have found a complete and utter waste of time, effort and/or money.

Garlic crusher, just use a knife.

Tortilla press, unless you need to make 100's just pin it out.

Probably just me but... Bread machine, far too limiting if you are into bread other than a tiny loaf every day.
I just use a cheese grater for the garlic. Dont even need to peal it deals with it.





anonymous-user

75 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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Thermomix TM5, cost about £1200 and use it to cook rice.

How u doing

28,501 posts

204 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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Agree with garlic press
Magimix another
Slow cooker
Bread maker

smack

9,767 posts

212 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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21TonyK said:
Garlic crusher, just use a knife.

Tortilla press, unless you need to make 100's just pin it out.
Yup, after my 2nd Garlic crusher broke I gave up on them. A sign I like garlic too much I guess! Knife does the job just fine.

Funny you mention a Tortilla press, during a trip to the US, I was staying with friends in California, and asked my mate's American/Mexican wife about making your own Tortillas and she gave me her 'Made in Mexico' press found in every Mexican's kitchen (should have been a hint, she just get already made ones!). Along with buying 2 big bags of Masa from Walmart, I still haven't made a single Tortilla after having it 4 years!

nikaiyo2

5,668 posts

216 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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Egg separator vomiting chick… James May used one on his tv show so I bought one and one for my sister and mum as joke Christmas gifts. They are cute but rubbish at separating eggs.



Edited by nikaiyo2 on Tuesday 27th July 19:46

NextSlidePlease

6,106 posts

162 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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The wife bought a fking spiraliser to make courgetti spaghetti for her health kick nonsense. After one enthusiastic use she realised she didnt like it and went back to spaghetti anyways. It's massive for what it is and takes up kitchen cupboard space that i could instead fill with rum.

Same with the nutribullet, however i do occassionaly use that for shakes myself and handy for blitzing veg to hide in the kids grub.



Louis Balfour

28,176 posts

243 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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Porsche toaster.

Riley Blue

22,826 posts

247 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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How u doing said:
Agree with garlic press
Magimix another
Slow cooker
Bread maker
We use our slow cooker a couple of times a week during the autumn and winter, it's an essential item in our kitchen. I agree about the Magimix though, I've used ours twice in ten years.

h0b0

8,845 posts

217 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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I bought a burger press years ago for no good reason other than I knew it would annoy my wife. It did just that but has remained unused ever since. Before you go ahead and think it may be useful, the point is to allow you to put the cheese inside the burger.





hotchy

4,777 posts

147 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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h0b0 said:
I bought a burger press years ago for no good reason other than I knew it would annoy my wife. It did just that but has remained unused ever since. Before you go ahead and think it may be useful, the point is to allow you to put the cheese inside the burger.




Iv got one of those. Its useful for the one time I used it about 10 years ago haha

Hanglow

116 posts

80 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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I bought a really good masticating juicer. I use it to make bramble jam once a year and rose wine from homegrown grapes. The last wine was....not good.

HTP99

24,604 posts

161 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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Microwave rice cooker, it's just a plastic bowl with a sealed lid, it's crap, the wife bought it.

My wife also bought a veg chopper a few years go, it's kind of cylindrical thing with a plunger on the top, plunge the plunger and blades come down on the veg, every press of the plunger rotates the blades about 90 degrees before they cut the veg again, its rubbish, just makes a mess and is a bugger to clean, I can dice an onion far quicker and better with a decent knife.

Another wife purchase was a bread maker, obviously she made loads of bread for a couple of months, then got bored, so the bulky thing ended up in a cupboard then on to the shed when we re-did the kitchen "someone will have it, I'll ask my friends", I year later I chucked it.

Nutribullet, strangely enough this is another wife purchase, she decided she'd get into smoothies and fruit/veg drinks, when they were all the rage, I said it would be a waste of money, TBF she used it for 6m or so regularly, then every so often, another 6m down the line it wasn't touched. I use it very occasionally to wizz up a sauce when cooking but only every couple of months, the extra bits and accessories it came with, have never been touched.

My daughter struggles to make poached eggs so I bought her a couple of those poached egg silicone cups, you break the egg in to the cup and it floats on top of the hot/boiling water, they are utter crap, take absolutely ages to cook a decent poached egg, fortunately they were only a couple of quid.

Edited by HTP99 on Tuesday 27th July 21:29

dapprman

2,688 posts

288 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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+1 to the garlic press. Multiple styles of garlic presses, though many were bought for me as I like kitchen gadgets and they tend to make cheap presents.

On the OnePot - I use mine a lot, however I brown the meat/mince and soften the onions/mirepoix in a pan before putting in the pot and I think that makes a big difference.

Mr.Grooler

1,225 posts

246 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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We use a garlic press often - personally I’d never be able to chop garlic so finely without spending ages doing it.

Useless gadget nomination here is a device for pulling the stem bit out of a strawberry, apparently called a strawberry huller. Surprisingly enough, we just use a knife.

Chozza

808 posts

173 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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Any of the various egg-poacher gadgets that MrsChozza fills the drawers with.

Poached eggs are easy once you know how - get some chickens .. use their eggs , once you've got really fresh eggs they just work.

Onion flower/blossom cutter

Mobile Chicane

21,746 posts

233 months

Wednesday 28th July 2021
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Not 'bought' but 'given'.

I get given a load of useless crap at Christmas / birthdays:

Garlic chopper. Why? I have a knife.

Herb chopper. Why? I have a knife.

Cheese knives. Why? I have a knife. Several in fact.


Truckosaurus

12,839 posts

305 months

Wednesday 28th July 2021
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One of those Vacu-Vin vacuum wine bungs to keep wine fresh. I'm sure it works in theory but I never seem to have any left over wine drunk