What's this in my sausage?

[heisthegaffer]

Hi all

Eating a sausage earlier from a pack which has been very grisly and I spat a bit out that appears to be a round plastic pellet.

Would this have been used in the slaughter (I can't imagine but thought I'd ask!)

Picture below

Edited by heisthegaffer on Thursday 7th October 18:47

Edited by heisthegaffer on Thursday 7th October 19:15

[Jim on the hill]

Piglet Testicle

[Digger]

You must have eaten a female sausage.

That Sir . . . is a sausage egg.

[DJMC]

Piggy Pearl.

[Scrump]

The Golden Ticket to Piggy Plonka’s Sausage Factory

[LeoSayer]

Pig bearing

[mickk]

I've seen those fingerprints before.

[Gixer968CS]

That pig must've eaten or been wearing some costume jewellery - oh no, they haven't slaughtered Miss Piggy have they?? Muppet Banger!

[Muntu]

It's a pig's vaginal cyst. Try it with a bit of Tabasco!

[Bluemondy]

Muntu said:

It's a pig's vaginal cyst. Try it with a bit of Tabasco!

and I'm now a vegan!

[Ziplobb]

wont be from slaughter but more likely contamination from when it was made. Are they st sausages or decent ones ?

[heisthegaffer]

Ziplobb said:

wont be from slaughter but more likely contamination from when it was made. Are they st sausages or decent ones ?

Cheers.

I got them from a well known cash and carry. About 7 quid for a pack. There was a lot of gristle so won't be buying them again.

[Jenny Tailor]

There are some things in life that you really do not want the answer to.

I suspect in this case - ignorance might be bliss.

[ReverendCounter]

Maybe someone was testing the pearl:swine hypothesis?

[Super Sonic]

Did they actually have 'sausages' on the pack, or 'bangers'?

[bolidemichael]

It's a fish eyeball

[dudleybloke]

You just ate Pat Butcher.

[dartissimus]

A retired butcher friend of mine used to say:


"i won't eat other people's sausages, because I don't know what's in them, and I won't eat my sausages either, because I do know what's in them"