Funny alternative names for food

[tescorank]

I have a friend who works in catering and keeps quoting alternative names for foods-so does anyone have any others ?

Starters

Essence of tomatoe -tomatoe ketchup

Mexican strawberry’s -baked beans

[Doofus]

tescorank said:

I have a friend who works in catering and keeps quoting alternative names for foods-so does anyone have any others ?

Starters

Essence of tomatoe -tomatoe ketchup

Mexican strawberry’s -baked beans

tomatoe - tomato

strawberry's - strawberrys

[tescorank]

Doofus said:

tescorank said:

I have a friend who works in catering and keeps quoting alternative names for foods-so does anyone have any others ?

Starters

Essence of tomatoe -tomatoe ketchup

Mexican strawberry’s -baked beans

tomatoe - tomato

strawberry's - strawberrys

Fanx

[Bill]

Doofus said:

strawberry's - strawberries

[anonymous-user]

tescorank said:

I have a friend who works in catering and keeps quoting alternative names for foods-so does anyone have any others ?

Starters

Essence of tomatoe -tomatoe ketchup

Mexican strawberry’s -baked beans

Might fall foul of the Trade Descriptions Act due to absence of “funny”?

[Bill]

Roman Rhodes said:

Might fall foul of the Trade Descriptions Act due to absence of “funny”?

Harsh! Might be funny peculiar...

[Doofus]

Bill said:

Doofus said:

strawberry's - strawberries

[ajprice]

Garibaldi biscuits - Dead fly biscuits

[anonymous-user]

Bill said:

Roman Rhodes said:

Might fall foul of the Trade Descriptions Act due to absence of “funny”?

Harsh! Might be funny peculiar...

Bah humbug!

When we challenged our youngest’s 10 year old friend to try an oyster he built himself up by taking a deep breath and proclaimed loudly “ reveal the booger!” We laughed then but I just get a ‘look’ when I say it every time I have oysters. Those 9 years flew by….

[littleredrooster]

Some years back on a local TV cookery slot, the guest chef was trying to say '...the ubiquitous green bean'. Unfortunately it came out as an amalgam of two words 'ubiquacious'.

Thus the question asked often in our house - 'Do you want some ubiquacious as a green veg?'

[dickymint]

"Mixed kebab please but no sliced elephants leg" !!

[sociopath]

dickymint said:

"Mixed kebab please but no sliced elephants leg" !!

Fat lady's leg where I come from.

Iced currant slice like you get from a proper bakers - fly pie.

Steak and kidney pudding - boiled baby's head

[hairy v]

Snake and pygmy pie

[thebraketester]

sociopath said:

dickymint said:

"Mixed kebab please but no sliced elephants leg" !!

Fat lady's leg where I come from.

Iced currant slice like you get from a proper bakers - fly pie.

Steak and kidney pudding - boiled baby's head

Pensioners leg.

[Richieboy3008]

Pean = peanut butter

[996Keef]

Crème anglaise - custard

Wtf

[hairy v]

Small man = omlette

[Spydaman]

Sortoffingeredher crips

[Doofus]

996Keef said:

Crème anglaise - custard

Wtf

Two different things.

[996Keef]

Doofus said:

Two different things.

In the same tin? Clever. I'll have to see how that's done