Hellmans or Heinz
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asfault

Original Poster:

13,265 posts

196 months

Wednesday 20th December 2023
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Now hear me out. Obviously there are budget and supermarket own and also mega high ends.
but of the reasonable middle ground
Iv'e found Hellmans ketchup to be better than Heinz and Heinz mayonaise to be better than Hellmans. which is kinda the wrong way round in terms of the bigger one for each company.

Anyone else the same?

okgo

40,737 posts

215 months

Wednesday 20th December 2023
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Hellmans Mayo
Heinz Ketchup

The end.

Defcon5

6,402 posts

208 months

Wednesday 20th December 2023
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Hellmans mayo is white slop

Heinz mayo is pure deliciousness

okgo

40,737 posts

215 months

Wednesday 20th December 2023
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Defcon5 said:
Hellmans mayo is white slop

Heinz mayo is pure deliciousness
You need to buy the jar version.

Greedydog

949 posts

212 months

Wednesday 20th December 2023
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Neither, the Sauce Shop is preferable to both. No Heinz products at all given their recent profiteering.

YorkshireStu

4,418 posts

217 months

Wednesday 20th December 2023
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okgo said:
Hellmans Mayo
Heinz Ketchup

The end.
This for me too.

But I prefer Crosse & Blackwell Mayo and have to import that since it isn't sold here.

RobbieTheTruth

2,149 posts

136 months

Wednesday 20th December 2023
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asfault said:
Now hear me out. Obviously there are budget and supermarket own and also mega high ends.
but of the reasonable middle ground
Iv'e found Hellmans ketchup to be better than Heinz and Heinz mayonaise to be better than Hellmans. which is kinda the wrong way round in terms of the bigger one for each company.

Anyone else the same?
Yes.

This opinion would have been utter ludicrous a decade or so ago - but it's true now.

Hellman's ketchup is much nicer than Heinz ketchup IMO

Heinz mayo* is much nicer than Hellman's mayo IMO


  • the updated 'Seriously Good' branded one and not their standard cheaper offering that is still available

dickymint

27,545 posts

275 months

Wednesday 20th December 2023
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HP brown sauce and Heinz salad cream nuts

Mobile Chicane

21,605 posts

229 months

Wednesday 20th December 2023
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dickymint said:
HP brown sauce and Heinz salad cream nuts
Together?

Now you're talking. I'll bet this is wicked on chips.

Lotobear

8,114 posts

145 months

Wednesday 20th December 2023
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Mayo - Bramwells (Aldi), much better than either Heinz or Hellmans.

Ketchup - Stokes. End of

Sebring440

2,827 posts

113 months

Wednesday 20th December 2023
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Defcon5 said:
Hellmans mayo is white slop

Heinz mayo is pure deliciousness
You've got that the wrong way round!


adsk

94 posts

176 months

Wednesday 20th December 2023
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Marks & Spencer Ketchup
Aldi Mayo

dickymint

27,545 posts

275 months

Thursday 21st December 2023
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Mobile Chicane said:
dickymint said:
HP brown sauce and Heinz salad cream nuts
Together?

Now you're talking. I'll bet this is wicked on chips.
Will give that a go - love a bit of fusion cookery hehe

Edit: not sure if Wifey would appreciate me trying it out as an alternative to her Marie Rose sauce on the Xmas dinner for the prawn cocktail rofl

twing

5,509 posts

148 months

Thursday 21st December 2023
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Crucials Ketchup
Hellmans Mayo

dapprman

2,622 posts

284 months

Thursday 21st December 2023
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For me:
Mayo - Hellmans (jar)
Ketchup - Tiptree

RC1807

13,387 posts

185 months

Thursday 21st December 2023
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Calvé mayonnaise

Heinz is a fair runner up

Hellmann's doesn't make the top 5

jonsp

1,276 posts

173 months

Thursday 21st December 2023
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For me Heinz Seriously Good Mayonnaise. Just wish it came in a jar rather than a squeezy bottle. I have mayo with my breakfast more than once the bottle run low and have to get in with scissors to get a decent scoop out. Wrong.

Don't like ketchup but Mrs always buys Tesco own brand so assume she's happy with that.

NSNO

494 posts

169 months

Thursday 21st December 2023
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asfault said:
Now hear me out. Obviously there are budget and supermarket own and also mega high ends.
but of the reasonable middle ground
Iv'e found Hellmans ketchup to be better than Heinz and Heinz mayonaise to be better than Hellmans. which is kinda the wrong way round in terms of the bigger one for each company.

Anyone else the same?
I don't think that I've ever had either of Heinz mayonnaise or Hellmans ketchup to be able to comment.

Countdown

45,176 posts

213 months

Thursday 21st December 2023
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I used to think Hellman's was the best until I tried Heinz. It is surprisingly good.

Hants PHer

6,273 posts

128 months

Thursday 21st December 2023
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I think the Heinz 'seriously good' mayonnaise is foul, really don't like it. It's far too sweet.
In the Hants household, we have tried every brand of mayo, pretty much, and we always come back to the stand out winner: Hellmann's. Jar or squeezy, makes no difference.

As for ketchup, that's easy too: Heinz.

In both cases, you can forget your 'Lite' or <shudder> vegan versions, or anything other than the normal/original version.