What is "jus"

[Vesuvius 996]

Been for lunch. Everything on the menu was served in a "jus...."

'Jus' is seems is gravy with mashed fruit in it. Which is wrong wrong wrong. So so very wrong indeed.

Almost as wrong as having semen stains on your clown outfit.


Get a grip FFS.

[cloggy]

It's gravy.

[crofty1984]

French for juice isn't it?

[SplatSpeed]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Been for lunch. Everything on the menu was served in a "jus...."

'Jus' is seems is gravy with mashed fruit in it. Which is wrong wrong wrong. So so very wrong indeed.

Almost as wrong as having semen stains on your clown outfit.


Get a grip FFS.

we said share not scare!!

[Samcat]

Isn't it just posh gravy, ie. without bisto

[Neil_Sc]

I personally find 'coulis' worse than jus.

[308mate]

Its the technical name for a diamond dealer isnt it?

[Timmy33]

Not being a lawyer I'm too poor to dine in places that serve 'jus' so I can't really help.

Maybe it's a bit like tomato ketchup for posh people?

[215cu]

One word.

Gastropub.

Another word.

Abomination.

[sleep envy]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Been for lunch. Everything on the menu was served in a "jus...."

'Jus' is seems is gravy with mashed fruit in it. Which is wrong wrong wrong. So so very wrong indeed.

Almost as wrong as having semen stains on your clown outfit.


Get a grip FFS.

I thought northern monkeys only ate chip butties with dripping

[10 Pence Short]

Oh for god's sake, next time you order a bargain bucket at KFC have the coleslaw instead.

[Twincam16]

Salad dressing for ponces.

[NikB]

crofty1984 said:

French for jizz isn't it?

EFA

[sleep envy]

Neil_Sc said:

I personally find 'coulis' worse than jus.

coulis is made from fruit squeezed through a strainer

a jus made form the juices which are the by product of cooking meat

[Vesuvius 996]

sleep envy said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

Been for lunch. Everything on the menu was served in a "jus...."

'Jus' is seems is gravy with mashed fruit in it. Which is wrong wrong wrong. So so very wrong indeed.

Almost as wrong as having semen stains on your clown outfit.


Get a grip FFS.

I thought northern monkeys only ate chip butties with dripping

[Psychobert]

Neil_Sc said:

I personally find 'coulis' worse than jus.

Depends on when you use it. A jus is more normally for savoury courses whereas a coulis is for sweet. Awful faux pas if one gets it the wrong way around..

[elster]

I had some pork tenderloin in canada served with an apple jus.

As far as I could tell it was a watered down apple sauce.

[Vesuvius 996]

sleep envy said:

Neil_Sc said:

I personally find 'coulis' worse than jus.

coulis is made from fruit squeezed through a strainer

a jus made form the juices which are the by product of beating your meat

EFA.

[sleep envy]

Vesuvius 996 said:

fkin norvern muhnkies

[Andy Zarse]

Ask Bedford Rascal, I'm sure he got some in the eye once.

FWIW I once saw a clown having a st in a public toilet. His big red shoes and gingham trousers were stuck out under the partition and door. It was quite an amusing sight and sound as the poor devil was gripped in the throws of explosive diarrhoea.