Ejaculating Cake

[Andy Zarse]

No, there's nothing physiologically wrong with me, though it would be a fine addition to my sexual repertoire to be able to shoot hot globbules of Battenburg over a girl's naked breasts, but Heston Blumenthal's baking an "ejaculating cake" for his Roman Banquet. It's on Channel 4 now.

This I gotta see!

Edited by Andy Zarse on Tuesday 24th March 21:38

[Balmoral Green]

Could be a semenal moment in cooking history.

[anonymous-user]

Andy Zarse said:

No, there's nothing physiologically wrong with me, though it would be a fine addition to my sexual repertoire to be able to shoot hot globbules of Battenburg over a girl's naked breasts, but Heston Blumenthal's baking an "ejaculting cake" for his Roman Banquet. It's on Channel 4 now.

This I gotta see!

I really really dont want to see the end results!!!

[Bigdrift]

Balmoral Green said:

Could be a semenal moment in cooking history.

[HOGEPH]

Custard anyone?

[anonymous-user]

[Dilligaf10]

Chef's special sauce

[nonplussed]

Mmm, frosting...

[HOGEPH]

Ingredients include..

Man Fat

Baby Gravy

Something from the porridge gun.

[havoc]

Anyone want to bet it goes off too early?

[p4cks]

One of the same...?

[Pupp]

Lay 'er cake?

(geddit)

[rockinatmidnight]

These puns are cumming from every direction!

[HOGEPH]

HOGEPH said:

Custard anyone?

Actually that should have read Bird's Custard!

[Buffalo]

Is it self-saucing..?

[branflakes]

Balmoral Green said:

Could be a semenal moment in cooking history.

[Fer]

This might be hard to swallow, but... http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

[nonplussed]

Cumcake?

[Neil_H]

Are you supposed to spit it into a tissue afterwards?

[sherman]

Nope swallow and wipe your mouth with the napkin.