what have i done

[Road Hog]

just realised that the chili co carni i have just eaten and really enjoyed was quorn mince...(vegi-food).....will i die...will i turn into a sandal wearing car protester...,will i start on lentil burgers next.?

[ChrisRS]

Well your gonna catch ghey for sure, you might even catch the bad AIDs, good luck fella!

[Sheets Tabuer]

You'll be fine, surprised you couldn't tell, I was a veggie for 34 years and I hated it, tasted like all bran in sauce when you made food with it.

[maser_spyder]

You'll probably turn in to pretty much what you are at the moment, a narrow minded, meat eating, beer swilling, woman bashing, arrogant, ignorant cave dwelling tosser.


I am a vegetarian.

[Road Hog]

ChrisRS said:

Well your gonna catch ghey for sure, you might even catch the bad AIDs, good luck fella!

ghey? "pricilla queen of the desert" really good film and can identify with the characters....! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[drivin_me_nuts]

Definately. But be reassured to known and tame comfort from the fact that the colour of the amoebic dysentry you are about to develop will match the colour of your car nicely.

[RJB_666]

Drink plenty of beer to flush it out. And eat a good full english breakfast in the morning will cure this. You might have to follow with a course of steak and chips.

[ChrisRS]

Road Hog said:

ChrisRS said:

Well your gonna catch ghey for sure, you might even catch the bad AIDs, good luck fella!

ghey? "pricilla queen of the desert" really good film and can identify with the characters....! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

do you drive a pink Nissan Micra CC?

[Road Hog]

thanks for the real food advice ,but i really liked that quorn stuff ....isnt it the same stuff they use in pot noodles....(that make really good bottom coughs?)

[captainzep]

RJB_666 said:

Drink plenty of beer to flush it out. And eat a good full english breakfast in the morning will cure this. You might have to follow with a course of steak and chips.

This is medical grade advice and should be followed.

Perhaps knock back a few slices of ham to be safe? -You know, just before bed?

Might be difficult to maintain an erection otherwise.

-Beef flavour Monster Munch as an absolute minimum.

[Nolar Dog]

Quorn is nice.

That is all.

[Road Hog]

am i going to have to swap the TVR for one of these?

[Rach*]

Road Hog said:

am i going to have to swap the TVR for one of these?

Yes you are, some kind of VBRJ will be required on whoever fed you non-meat-mockery!

[becksW]

If you react the same way as my hubby when I feed him the stuff (don't worry I cook him steak aswell!) you'll just enjoy the meal then fart a lot afterwards!!

[captainzep]

Nolar Dog said:

Quorn is mice.

That is all.

Quite right Sticky.

[eldar]

maser_spyder said:

You'll probably turn in to pretty much what you are at the moment, a narrow minded, meat eating, beer swilling, woman bashing, arrogant, ignorant cave dwelling tosser.


I am a vegetarian.

Do you eat the veggie chili con carne with or without oxymorons

[maser_spyder]

eldar said:

maser_spyder said:

You'll probably turn in to pretty much what you are at the moment, a narrow minded, meat eating, beer swilling, woman bashing, arrogant, ignorant cave dwelling tosser.


I am a vegetarian.

Do you eat the veggie chili con carne with or without oxymorons

Don't eat it at all.

Lentils all the way for me, like a proper vegemitarian.

p.s.
(I am actually a vegetarian!)

[spikeyhead]

eldar said:

Do you eat the veggie chili con carne with or without oxymorons

[Somewhatfoolish]

If you couldn't tell the difference then you might as well stop eating meat, frankly... I mean, what's the point?