Stripper friendly Indian Restaurant in Poole/Bournemouth
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Thanks once again to those that have provided suggestions for the stag do I'm organising.
Can anyone recommend any stripper friendly currey houses in the area where we can enjoy a fine meal and then have the stag set upon afterward by a couple of strippers?
This would be the alternative to going to somewhere like Wiggle in Bournemouth. I'm thinking we would need a restaurant with a private room so as not to upset the other guests.
(If anyone can recommend a decent bar come club that is stag friendly that would be great too. We are all mid-late 30s so pretty well behaved).
Can anyone recommend any stripper friendly currey houses in the area where we can enjoy a fine meal and then have the stag set upon afterward by a couple of strippers?
This would be the alternative to going to somewhere like Wiggle in Bournemouth. I'm thinking we would need a restaurant with a private room so as not to upset the other guests.
(If anyone can recommend a decent bar come club that is stag friendly that would be great too. We are all mid-late 30s so pretty well behaved).
You will struggle to find ANY restaurant that will allow nudity (on health grounds I would say). Youre better off just going to Wiggle.
Aruba (Carribean food - good bar, young crowd) does have a private(ish) room but it gets hellishly hot in there and its not very big.
Eye of the Tiger is a very good curry house and its a little way up the road from Wiggle and FYEO.
Alternatively, start early doors in Slug and Lettuce (good lunch spot) on Richmond Hill near the Square, head over to Aruba on the pier approach mid afternoon, early evening - sit out front of Bar So in the sun till about 8, then nip next door to 1812 and see if there's any snooty middle-aged totty, then about 9pm go just across the road to Funki Sushi (good restaurant, Japanese food - not JUST Sushi) for dinner, go straight down to Klute (good bar, crowd not too young, totty) about 11pm without queueing cause Funki Sushi is part of the same place, then get a taxi up to FYEO around 3am for the last couple of hours or so of flange-watch. If youve got some drinking gods with REAL staying power, go from FYEO up the road to Camel Bar, for more beers and its where the FYEO girls sometimes wind-down after their shift. Open till 6amish I think.
Sunday - go straight to Reef on the Beach at Boscombe for an EXCELLENT all-day breakfast in a nice joint with a good view, RIGHT on the beach.
PS theyre pretty much all stag friendly down here if you dont act like
s and arent stfaced. If youre unsure, split up into groups of 4 and go in at 10min intervals. Not easy if youre all fat, shouty northerners wearing matching yellow polo shirts with nicknames like Phatphook across the back mind you.
Aruba (Carribean food - good bar, young crowd) does have a private(ish) room but it gets hellishly hot in there and its not very big.
Eye of the Tiger is a very good curry house and its a little way up the road from Wiggle and FYEO.
Alternatively, start early doors in Slug and Lettuce (good lunch spot) on Richmond Hill near the Square, head over to Aruba on the pier approach mid afternoon, early evening - sit out front of Bar So in the sun till about 8, then nip next door to 1812 and see if there's any snooty middle-aged totty, then about 9pm go just across the road to Funki Sushi (good restaurant, Japanese food - not JUST Sushi) for dinner, go straight down to Klute (good bar, crowd not too young, totty) about 11pm without queueing cause Funki Sushi is part of the same place, then get a taxi up to FYEO around 3am for the last couple of hours or so of flange-watch. If youve got some drinking gods with REAL staying power, go from FYEO up the road to Camel Bar, for more beers and its where the FYEO girls sometimes wind-down after their shift. Open till 6amish I think.
Sunday - go straight to Reef on the Beach at Boscombe for an EXCELLENT all-day breakfast in a nice joint with a good view, RIGHT on the beach.
PS theyre pretty much all stag friendly down here if you dont act like
s and arent stfaced. If youre unsure, split up into groups of 4 and go in at 10min intervals. Not easy if youre all fat, shouty northerners wearing matching yellow polo shirts with nicknames like Phatphook across the back mind you. Bournemouth folks dont love visiting stag weekends.
Edited by 308mate on Thursday 2nd July 12:35
Imungo: Hello.
Roy: Hello, erm sorry I was just about to take my lunch hour. Erm er... [Calls upstairs] Margaret! Margaret!
[long pause]
Margaret: Yes?
Roy: I was just about to take my lunch hour. Can you come down and serve the gentleman?
Margaret: I don't have any arms or legs.
Roy: Sorry Margaret, I forgot. [to Mr iMungo] So ah, how can I help...
Mr Imungo: Hello yes I would like you to recommend to me an Restaurant of the Indian variety please.
Roy: Right well have you tried Shabla Balti.
Mr iMungo: Is it in Poole or Bournemouth.
Roy: Right, well no. Have you tried Spice-Club on the high street.
Mr iMungo: Is it stripper friendly...
Roy: No.
Mr Imungo: Oh.
Roy: Well, have you tried the Coriander Leaf on east gate. It is an Indian Restaurant, in Bournemouth, and is stripper friendly.
Mr iMungo: I don't like Indian food, does it sell Scampi.
Roy: [calling upstairs]Margaret, Margaret...does the stripper friendly, Indian Restaurant in Bournemouth sell Scampi!
Margaret: I don't think so, no.
Roy: [to Mr Imungo] She says she doesn't think so, no.
Mr iMungo: Oh.
Roy: [calling upstairs] Oh. [to Mr iMungo] Well I don't know what to suggest!
etc, etc.
Roy: Hello, erm sorry I was just about to take my lunch hour. Erm er... [Calls upstairs] Margaret! Margaret!
[long pause]
Margaret: Yes?
Roy: I was just about to take my lunch hour. Can you come down and serve the gentleman?
Margaret: I don't have any arms or legs.
Roy: Sorry Margaret, I forgot. [to Mr iMungo] So ah, how can I help...
Mr Imungo: Hello yes I would like you to recommend to me an Restaurant of the Indian variety please.
Roy: Right well have you tried Shabla Balti.
Mr iMungo: Is it in Poole or Bournemouth.
Roy: Right, well no. Have you tried Spice-Club on the high street.
Mr iMungo: Is it stripper friendly...
Roy: No.
Mr Imungo: Oh.
Roy: Well, have you tried the Coriander Leaf on east gate. It is an Indian Restaurant, in Bournemouth, and is stripper friendly.
Mr iMungo: I don't like Indian food, does it sell Scampi.
Roy: [calling upstairs]Margaret, Margaret...does the stripper friendly, Indian Restaurant in Bournemouth sell Scampi!
Margaret: I don't think so, no.
Roy: [to Mr Imungo] She says she doesn't think so, no.
Mr iMungo: Oh.
Roy: [calling upstairs] Oh. [to Mr iMungo] Well I don't know what to suggest!
etc, etc.
Get a few pints in....see how the night goes.SoapyShowerBoy said:
Imagine going out for a ruby with your missus, only to find a stag turn up with a stripper!!!
let me know where you end up
What are you trying to say? I would ensure that the strippers were discreet and kept their knickers on (at least until its was time to poor beer over themselves).let me know where you end up
Been to Eye of the Tiger a couple of times and never found it that special. Like alot of the restaurants in the centre of Bournemouth that have flash frontage and average food that doesn't really warrant the prices they charge.
My advice would be a taxi to Westbourne to the Taj Mahal (5 minutes in a taxi) Award winning curry house that is highly acclaimed. The chefs specials are quite simply biblically good.
Then a taxi back into Bournemouth to a few bars and a strip club. Again, Wiggle wouldn't be my first choice personally for a titty bar.
My advice would be a taxi to Westbourne to the Taj Mahal (5 minutes in a taxi) Award winning curry house that is highly acclaimed. The chefs specials are quite simply biblically good.
Then a taxi back into Bournemouth to a few bars and a strip club. Again, Wiggle wouldn't be my first choice personally for a titty bar.
Oh, and a stripper friendly restaurant, you must be joking...
Owners put up with stag parties because they usually bring in alot of money. But two haggard old slags covered in squirty cream being cheered on by a bunch of drunken imbeciles while regular customers are trying to eat....besides public decency laws no restaurant owners with an ounce of sense would let a stripper do her set in their restaurant.
Owners put up with stag parties because they usually bring in alot of money. But two haggard old slags covered in squirty cream being cheered on by a bunch of drunken imbeciles while regular customers are trying to eat....besides public decency laws no restaurant owners with an ounce of sense would let a stripper do her set in their restaurant.
Most of the chain pubs in Bournemouth are OK with strippers, give them a call beforehand and they will ensure that you get a private area and a tame doorman. Some restaurants will allow it, but it's rare that they will allow them to do their full show and probably will be "knickers on"!
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