Over-invented food
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V8mate

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45,899 posts

213 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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Food items which are beyond any need to exist.


1. Microwavable Pre-Toasted Bread



Plotloss

67,280 posts

294 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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Ahh, The Onion, all is now clear.

Edited by Plotloss on Tuesday 4th August 15:07

brum

5,892 posts

230 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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Jesus wept

missdiane

13,993 posts

273 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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Chopped Tomatoes with herbs/garlic

Anna_S

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236 months

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shakotan

10,861 posts

220 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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Anna_S said:
That sounds like a euphamism for my cock?

brum

5,892 posts

230 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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rofl

escargot

17,122 posts

241 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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Pancake mix.

JamieBeeston

9,294 posts

289 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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shakotan said:
Anna_S said:
That sounds like a euphamism for my cock?
Shake, point and blast.. is all you do..

wink sounds like it smile

grumbledoak

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257 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

219 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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shakotan said:
Anna_S said:
That sounds like a euphamism for my cock?
For fk's Sake man. biggrin

Does your indeceny know no bounds? wink

sleep envy

62,260 posts

273 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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for those too thick to be trusted with water


Mrs Buzz

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203 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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My daughter has a snake that eats dead mice which you buy frozen. Forgot to defrost it one day & put it in the microwave. Disaster. The eyes explode...
Not a good idea
yikes

cramorra

1,687 posts

259 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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the same with agg and sausage on top - to put in microwave hurl

Shaolin

2,955 posts

213 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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I saw a recipe a little while ago that had "one can of fried onions" as an ingredient - it was American.

Defcon5

6,460 posts

215 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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missdiane said:
Chopped Tomatoes with herbs/garlic
I often use tinned tomatos, as they last for years in the cupboard rather than a week or so in the fridge for real ones

missdiane

13,993 posts

273 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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Chopped tomatoes is great invention- best ever hehe it's when they add really basic stuff to them that surely everybody has in their cupboard and then charge more for the privilege

kiteless

12,396 posts

228 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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John West have just invented "no-drain-tuna".

Apparently it's such a faff draining the oil / brine from a tin of tuna.

For fks - so to speak - sake!


lingus75

1,704 posts

246 months

Tuesday 4th August 2009
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grumbledoak said:
If it isn't provenance of supercar ownership than it is merely a pudding