Loch Fyne - was I unlucky?
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anonymous-user

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82 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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I met some work colleagues for a meal last night at Loch Fyne in Reading (I know, I know, it was central for us all).

The meal, the service, the place - all were utterly, utterly, horrific.

Now, I know it's chain, so I wasn't expecting a Michelin star experience. However given their rather optomistic pricing, I was expecting it to be at least edible and of a reasonable standard. How wrong can a man be?

Had the salmon sashimi starter - the fish was warm and obviously far from fresh. The accompanying (teeny dab of) wasabi had clearly been squeezed from a tube hours before the meal and was drying out and going dark green.

Then I rather reluctantly proceeded to mains - I had the moules maraniere. Cold, tasteless, miniscule blobs of rubbery shell fish. Sauce that was separating, very tired onions. vomit . In a word, crap. No, two words, utter crap. Was meant to come with crusty bread - which it didn't. Asked for it. The grumpster from Eastern Europe huffed and puffed and eventually returned 10 mins later with some sliced loaf toast. By this time I had given up.

We also had some ludicrously over-priced vinegary red and some warm and nasty white.

The staff were dreadful, everything took ages to arrive, and when it did, it was universally ste. And the pricing is ridiculous - for everything. Premium pricing for sub-economy quality.

Oh well, you live and learn - I shall be avoiding for ever more (Loch Fyne and Reading).

Was I unlucky, or should I have known it was going to be this bad?



Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 5th February 13:58

E31Shrew

5,963 posts

220 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Despise the whole Loch Fyne experience. Awful

andy_s

19,841 posts

287 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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The original Loch Fyne on Loch Fyne is fine though. I was surprised to see a negative comment until I saw 'Reading', maybe they've jumped the shark, or trout. Or something.

Incredible Sulk

5,452 posts

223 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Must admit I was put off the LF experience when I ordered some on the bone fish - can't remember what now - I asked for a fish knife, the waitress gave me a funny look and said 'We don't have any of them'.

The funny thing is it was packed. People with more money than sense I suppose.

Mobile Chicane

21,959 posts

240 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Friends went to the LF in Cobham and said it was awful. Sole meunière arrived cold and greasy.

prand

6,241 posts

224 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Went to Loch Fyne in Henley, found service and food quality vs price very poor.

I originally put it down to us going on a Monday, which is not really the time to visit a restaurant in its prime (lots were missing off the menu), but I'm not surprised to hear other bad things about the chain.

I've almost given up eating fresh fish & seafood unless it's out of the sea nearby or in London where they get direct deliveries, because I've found for the money, you get pretty poor stuff.

SirClarke

633 posts

204 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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had ham said:
The meal, the service, the place - all were utterly, utterly, horrific.


Was I unlucky, or should I have known it was going to be this bad?
We ate at the one in Bristol for a friends birthday a couple of years ago and I'd say it's the worst meal out I've ever had. The service in particular was fking dreadful with various things missed off our order, shouting at people to get any attention, a massive wait before things came out and still sides msising etc. Took ages to get any food, the food was average at best (fairly sure there were a couple of quite unpleasant dishes ion there) and generally had a crappy time there and would never go back.

I just thought everything about the experience was poor and personally wouldn't even consider eating in another again smile

TubbyRutter

2,085 posts

234 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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I've been once and wouldn't bother again, the moules marinere (sp?) were terrible and everyone else on my table agreed that the food was poor, service was even worse.

Workshy Fop

761 posts

295 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Loch Fyne itself - not fresh enough considering it's the mother ship. Crap seafood platter with mushy langustines and bloody roll mops. Was a Sunday but even so...
Might go again if passing by. Meh.

Portsmouth - Good. Would go back.

Edinburgh - been at least 5 times. Was average now seems consistently good. Will go back.

It's a franchise with the seafood coming from Loch Fyne which makes my experiences all the more confusing.

Bullett

11,165 posts

212 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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I used to like it. But they seem to be everywhere now and as a result the quality of the food and staff have slipped.

Our last experience wasn't as bad as the OP but enough to make me not want to go back in a hurry. That was the Bracknell/Wokingham one Shoddy service, avaerage food, premium price.

Guildford was just slow slow slow but the food was ok (lunch special, several things were off).

Cobham one good (first time, sunday evening, special price) one average experience (lunch special).

rah1888

1,589 posts

215 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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I've now given up on the Guildford one after 4/5 visits over the past couple of years.

Food is always OK, but the service has always been absolutely terrible.

Kneetrembler

2,069 posts

230 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Been to the Farnham one 2 or 3 times and have no complaints the staff were all young local girls and very pleasant.

Food was good no complaints.

Easy parking as there is a car park right next door as well.

HarryW

15,985 posts

297 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Been to the one in Gun Wharf Portsmouth a fair few times, no complaints food or service from me. The waitresses are normally the brighter ones from the local uni and not straight off the boat from the ferry port.












Then again I hanker after pie/mash/liquor and stewed eels so I wouldn't necessarily take my word for it hehe

Edited by HarryW on Friday 5th February 17:46

MonkeyBusiness

4,236 posts

215 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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I was disappointed with the one in Harrogate.

Didn't think it was anything special and quite pricey.

dreamer75

1,431 posts

256 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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The one in Egham is good in my experience, and I guess we've been lucky in Guildford too as never had bad service there (which is rare for us as we are cursed!)

OllieWinchester

5,700 posts

220 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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OP, did you pay?

NoelWatson

11,710 posts

270 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
Friends went to the LF in Cobham and said it was awful. Sole meunière arrived cold and greasy.
Fish and chips to take away is good

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

82 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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OllieWinchester said:
OP, did you pay?
No. And it was amazing how quickly the grumpster from EE deleted my meal (and another few) from the bill - he was far quicker at that than serving.

theboymoon

2,699 posts

288 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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...on the other hand,

I have eaten at the Edinburgh one half a dozen times (usually when visiting the spokes back home) and it has consistently been very very good.

For sure it's no michelin* boutique bistro but I have to say i look forward to the next time.

Staff very friendly, nice enough setting, oysters to die for smile

Kermit power

29,622 posts

241 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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We've eaten at the Cobham one quite a few times - usually weekend lunches - and never had any complaints at all. This is quite unusual for me! hehe