food failures
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spikeyhead

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19,751 posts

221 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Today's lunch was nearly epic, baked beans with plenty of sliced salami warmed in it with a couple of lovely looking seed covered bread rolls.

However I'm living in the Netherlands and don't spenk the local lingo so failed to notice that these excellent tasting rolls were sweet and full of sultanas, thus failing to complement the beans and salami.


Mobile Chicane

21,825 posts

236 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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The Dutch would probably eat them like that. Nowhere else have I seen people eat (sweet) pancakes with bacon.

dcw@pr

3,516 posts

267 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
The Dutch would probably eat them like that. Nowhere else have I seen people eat (sweet) pancakes with bacon.
youve obviously never been to north america then.

(or my house)

grumbledoak

32,385 posts

257 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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I must confess, I'm struggling a little with the use of the word 'epic' in the context.

My most obvious food failure was in my childhood- a spiced cake that called for mixed spice. I misread and used mixed herbs. It wasn't unpleasant, just wrong. More recently I've dropped a whole lasagna getting it out of the oven to serve it (aaarrghh!). I seem to have a rotten time with poached eggs, too. "Egg soup, again?" has been heard a few times too many 'round here.

Nash_wrx

467 posts

207 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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dcw@pr said:
Mobile Chicane said:
The Dutch would probably eat them like that. Nowhere else have I seen people eat (sweet) pancakes with bacon.
youve obviously never been to north america then.

(or my house)
To right, in the US you get, Eggs, bacon, pancakes, butter and obscene amounts of Maple syrup all in the same plate..! Yum...!

Murph7355

40,890 posts

280 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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grumbledoak said:
..."Egg soup, again?" has been heard a few times too many 'round here.
Vinegar in the water. Swirl the water as you put the egg in.

smile

OnTheOverrun

3,965 posts

201 months

Saturday 6th March 2010
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Nash_wrx said:
dcw@pr said:
Mobile Chicane said:
The Dutch would probably eat them like that. Nowhere else have I seen people eat (sweet) pancakes with bacon.
youve obviously never been to north america then.

(or my house)
To right, in the US you get, Eggs, bacon, pancakes, butter and obscene amounts of Maple syrup all in the same plate..! Yum...!
I lived in California for two years and I still can't work out how they eat some of the st they call breakfast:



Blueberry syrup with scrambled eggs and sausage or strawberries in syrup on your fried eggs! hurl

OllieWinchester

5,695 posts

216 months

Sunday 7th March 2010
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At Blackbushe car auctions I was just pondering why their salt shakers had such large spouts, before pouring a good 4-5 teaspoons of sugar over my pie and chips.


I was starving so I still ate it, but it was pretty foul.

Simpo Two

91,436 posts

289 months

Sunday 7th March 2010
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OnTheOverrun said:
I lived in California for two years and I still can't work out how they eat some of the st they call breakfast
The Country French Breakfast (scrambled eggs and toast) was looking good until I got to the 'dusted with sugar' bit hurl

I was in a roadside caff in Holland once and the menu seemed to be as follows:

Cheese and ham
Ham and cheese
Cheese, ham and cheese
Ham, ham, cheese and ham
Cheese, ham, cheese, cheese and ham...



spikeyhead

Original Poster:

19,751 posts

221 months

Sunday 7th March 2010
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Simpo Two said:
OnTheOverrun said:
I lived in California for two years and I still can't work out how they eat some of the st they call breakfast
The Country French Breakfast (scrambled eggs and toast) was looking good until I got to the 'dusted with sugar' bit hurl

I was in a roadside caff in Holland once and the menu seemed to be as follows:

Cheese and ham
Ham and cheese
Cheese, ham and cheese
Ham, ham, cheese and ham
Cheese, ham, cheese, cheese and ham...
I live here, and I can't eat cheese.

I now hate ham!

Simpo Two

91,436 posts

289 months

Sunday 7th March 2010
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Tried tulips?

dcw@pr

3,516 posts

267 months

Sunday 7th March 2010
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Simpo Two said:
OnTheOverrun said:
I lived in California for two years and I still can't work out how they eat some of the st they call breakfast
The Country French Breakfast (scrambled eggs and toast) was looking good until I got to the 'dusted with sugar' bit hurl

I was in a roadside caff in Holland once and the menu seemed to be as follows:

Cheese and ham
Ham and cheese
Cheese, ham and cheese
Ham, ham, cheese and ham
Cheese, ham, cheese, cheese and ham...
whats wrong with having sugar on french toast? how do you eat it? (personally I like cinnamon sugar)