I need a humorous name for some bright green jalapeno jelly?

[Louisa911]

Right so basically.... our neighbours hold an annual festival called Picklefest, where you can enter some form of preserve, pickle or chutney. Winners are judged on the ludicracy, randomness, most abnormal kind of preserve, as well as how it tastes. My entry is going to be Jalapeno Jelly, which is bright green, almost luminous in colour.

I need some form of amusing name to call it on the jar (got to produce a label and everything).
My boyfriend is entering a very hot chilli chutney called Lucifer's Lung Butter. Last years winners were Pickled Panga and Devil's Bile. So there's an example of how ridiculous the name has to be. Anything goes! Suggestions please

Cheers
x

[AndyAudi]

Jelly & I Scream

[T_Pot]

The devils hot snot

[adycav]

Hulk's Phelgm

Jelly-peno

[plover]

Kryptonite - are you strong enough ?

[Louisa911]

Great suggestions so far guys, thanks! Keep em coming

[ErnestM]

Jihad Jelly (Green in colour)

Thermonuclear Jelly (luminescent)

[Melman Giraffe]

Jalajelly

[surrey7er]

Louisa's Loopy Lava...

[toasty]

Snot to like?

[TonyHetherington]

Helly jelly smelly belly

[adycav]

AndyAudi said:

Jelly & I Scream

I reckon this is best so far, early entry as well.

[Louisa911]

All are great entries, Jelly & I Scream is very good, as would be "Hot Snot" or "Snot Hot".... Decisions decisions.....

[noodleman]

Scoville Salve

or

Scoville Salvo

[pacman1]

Jell-ignite.

[noodleman]

Does the winning name get to try some?

[bigandclever]

Kermit the frog jelly