Cheese With That?
Discussion
NobleGuy said:
I know in the great scheme of things it really isn't important, but if I wanted f***ing cheese I'd have said!!
Has anyone, ever in the history of the universe said "Oh yeah, cheese. I forgot about the cheese. Yes please give me cheese as I'd totally forgotten."
You sound cheesed off!Has anyone, ever in the history of the universe said "Oh yeah, cheese. I forgot about the cheese. Yes please give me cheese as I'd totally forgotten."
Its a deliberate effort to make you re-assess your purchase process in the hope that once in the store you decide you'd like more than you originally came in for.
When Maccas first introduced "would you like fries with that?", it added a collosal amount to the bottom line virtually overnight.
http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/2009-04-09-u...
When Maccas first introduced "would you like fries with that?", it added a collosal amount to the bottom line virtually overnight.
http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/2009-04-09-u...
Edited by 308mate on Friday 16th July 13:26
"Whopper meal please"
"Is that a large?"
"No it's not a large, if I'd wanted a large I'd have asked for a large whopper meal. No I don't want cheese, onion rings or a salad. What I DO want is for the salad to stay inside the burger and not end up wearing most of it, and for the bun not to disintigate into a mayonnaise soaked mess, leaving my hands covered in sauce, crumbs and bits of lettuce, looking like those of a toddler with his first spoon."
"In fact forget it, I'm off to Pret to spend twice as much on something half the size."
"Is that a large?"
"No it's not a large, if I'd wanted a large I'd have asked for a large whopper meal. No I don't want cheese, onion rings or a salad. What I DO want is for the salad to stay inside the burger and not end up wearing most of it, and for the bun not to disintigate into a mayonnaise soaked mess, leaving my hands covered in sauce, crumbs and bits of lettuce, looking like those of a toddler with his first spoon."
"In fact forget it, I'm off to Pret to spend twice as much on something half the size."
Alfa numeric said:
"Whopper meal please"
"Is that a large?"
"No it's not a large, if I'd wanted a large I'd have asked for a large whopper meal. No I don't want cheese, onion rings or a salad. What I DO want is for the salad to stay inside the burger and not end up wearing most of it, and for the bun not to disintigate into a mayonnaise soaked mess, leaving my hands covered in sauce, crumbs and bits of lettuce, looking like those of a toddler with his first spoon."
"In fact forget it, I'm off to Pret to spend twice as much on something half the size."
"Is that a large?"
"No it's not a large, if I'd wanted a large I'd have asked for a large whopper meal. No I don't want cheese, onion rings or a salad. What I DO want is for the salad to stay inside the burger and not end up wearing most of it, and for the bun not to disintigate into a mayonnaise soaked mess, leaving my hands covered in sauce, crumbs and bits of lettuce, looking like those of a toddler with his first spoon."
"In fact forget it, I'm off to Pret to spend twice as much on something half the size."
I got the hard sell on the drink too...arrggghh! I know they are told to ask but I just want to snap and tell them to shut the **** up and serve what I asked for. And I'm normally so retiring...
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