How would you do Glastonbury?

[HOGEPH]

I would love to spend a few days checking out the various acts, but I'm allergic to camping, mud, crowds and portable toilets shared with 180,000 people.

The only way I could handle it would be to be helicoptered in every day, wined and dined in comfort, and then flown out again to a suitable hotel with showers, comfy beds and a full english in the morning.

Does someone offer such a service?

[Ilikebeaver]

I don't think they do, but that is the exact way I would want to do it.

Must be a business opportunity there somewhere...

[Cock Womble 7]

Tactical nuke.

[Cyberprog]

Someone was already miles ahead of you: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1916730.s...

[JamesC27]

Drugs??

[HOGEPH]

JamesC27 said:

Drugs??

I surprised no one has thought of that for Glastonbury. What a potential market!

[Speed_Demon]

[Neil H]

You can already do just that:

http://www.campkerala.com/index.php

...if you want to pay £8000 for it.

[BlackVanDyke]

Closest you'd get would be a motorhome, I think...

[Animal]

Unimog, sleeping bag and plenty of toilet roll, socks and Immodium in a secure footlocker.

[anonymous-user]

BlackVanDyke said:

Closest you'd get would be a motorhome, I think...

A flying motorhome? I gotta get me one o' them.

[Caruso]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Tactical nuke.

They've already had the decency to round themselves up in a field.

[davido140]

Neil H said:

You can already do just that:

http://www.campkerala.com/index.php

...if you want to pay £8000 for it.

I'm guessing that's £8k per person... if it was for a couple I might actually consider it, no way at 8k, there's silly and there's downright bonkers!

Just for bragging right, I've been to glasto 3 times and never been rained on! yay me!

[ClintonB]

Presumably at someone else's expense (preferably in an £8k tent) is the only way if your not 18 and have a prediliction for flag waving & wallowing in st.


Never been and don't really want to TBH. I'll settle for tolerating the Beeb, knocking up the volume a few notches and a few liveners.

[retrorider]

In a dinghy...

[Evangelion]

Reluctantly.

[S18DMW]

Ideally in Valencia watching the F1 getting the full VIP treatment, far away from the hippies.

[anonymous-user]

Flew right overhead a couple of years back.....even from 2000' the whole place looked rancid.

[Six Fiend]

Some of my friends have hired a tipi (sleeps 6 for £900) and taken their camper van to keep the gang's drinks safe (other useful items may have been packed too). They can be warm and dry, cook food and generally take a bit of a break, thus enjoying their "experience"

They've decided doing it the hard way is no longer appealing. Many others I know are gluttons for punishment of the highest order - but the love it!

[m8rky]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Tactical nuke.

+1