Mis-heard song lyrics

[aussiebeano]

We have all done it. Mis-heard a line in a song, then felt like a goose or found it really funny after we know what the correct words were. What lines or songs spring to mind?

Alex the Seal - our lips are sealed by the Go-Go's
Another one bites the duck - Queen
Wouldn't it be good to pee in your shoes - Nik Kershaw

[The Beaver King]

Highway to the dangerzone - Kenny Loggins.

I always sing 'I went to the dangerzone'....

[Vieste]

Cher "Believe"

Yorkshire accent> I can feel something inside me sen.

[ezi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y7ACSyxWS0

30 secs in...."Tunaaaa tuna-a-a tunaaaa tuna-a-a"

[RizzoTheRat]

Ooo Ooo Ooo my ears are alight. - Desmond Dekker

[GAjon]

Lad i went to collage with thought Sham 69 - Come on Harry said "Hurry up hairy camel"

And another thought Roxanne by the Police was "Rucksack"

[gobuddygo]

Wife thought for years that in Eton rifles by the Jam they were singing "These two right balls".

[832ark]

GF - "I was I was a pawnbroker with flowers in my hair" (I wish I was a punkrocker - Sandi Thom) she still gets ripped for this.

Me - (not by mistake mind) "As if I'd never noticed the way she brushed her hair and farted" (Paul Simon - Graceland)

[arfur sleep]

1995, in a car with friends, Police 'So Lonely' comes on radio

my friend asked "why are they singing Sue Lawley?"

i had to stop driving i was laughing so much

[axgizmo]

Sweet dreams (are made of this) - Eurythmics
Lyric: "Sweet dreams are made of this"
I hear: "Sweet dreams are made of ears"


No Air - Jordan Sparks
Lyric: "but how do you expect me, to live alone with just me"
I hear: "but how do you expect me, to live alone with Janspeed"

[weddingcars]

Lady GaGa: Maser-Maser-Maserati

[Le TVR]

RizzoTheRat said:

Ooo Ooo Ooo my ears are alight. - Desmond Dekker

And the rest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEe0qqPAC6E

[PaperCut]

832ark said:

GF - "I was I was a pawnbroker with flowers in my hair" (I wish I was a punkrocker - Sandi Thom) she still gets ripped for this.

Me - (not by mistake mind) "As if I'd never noticed the way she brushed her hair and farted" (Paul Simon - Graceland)

Sing it with prawncracker instead of punkrocker/pawnbroker, and you'll never listen to it again the same way!

When i was younger i used to think Queen's ; "Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball" was actually "Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a boy!" - used to imagine Freddie Mercury pregnant and going to give birth to a boy

[ColinM50]

Abba's Super Trouper

I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow

For years I thought it was "when I saw you last night in Tesco"

And the Bee Gees How deep is your love

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love, then you softly leave


Nah, It's "And you come to me on a submarine, keep me ...........

[Cleckheatonlock]

"We found love in a horses face" - We found love in a hopeless place. I don't even know who it's by

[hman]

leant to right boys ( Eton Rifles )

I believe in melcor ( I believe in Miracles - kool and the gang) - what the fk is melcor anyway??????

Mr Boombastic, telephonetastic (Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic)

[TwigtheWonderkid]

When I was at school, a kid came in singing the latest Sex Pistols song..."I don't want a Harley Davidson". Instead of I don't want a Holiday in the Sun.

[Justayellowbadge]

Gladys Knight.

License to kilt.

[LeoSayer]

arfur sleep said:

1995, in a car with friends, Police 'So Lonely' comes on radio

my friend asked "why are they singing Sue Lawley?"

i had to stop driving i was laughing so much

I remember watching Nationwide some years ago when Frank Bough commented on this to his co-presenter Sue Lawley.

[LeoSayer]

Chaka Khan's I'm every woman.....I always heard 'Climb every woman'.