Loopy Lyrics

[davhill]

Being mildly insane, I'm given to inventing alternative lyrics for songs. Here are a couple for your entertainment, or not...

'Copacobana', Barry Manilow

"Her name was Lola,
she had no molars,
in fact she'd lost most of her teeth,
in a fight in Cowdenbeath..."

'Mother' from Pink Floyd's 'The Wall'

"Mother do you think she'd like my dong...for tea?
Mother why's it nearly four foot long...and full of old wee?
Mother why's it got a big bend in the end?
Ooooh Ma, should I show it to me friend?"

It'll either be a or a As my legal friend says, it's a matter for you.

[dudleybloke]

Are you going..... To Anne Franks disco?

You know your scrotum.....it keeps your balls i-i-i-in. - The beautiful south.

[wildoliver]

There's a green blue flasher on the 45. Brim full of asha.

[mikial]

Please shave your legs
Come on, put down that horse and behave

Humble Pie ,
"A nifty little number like you "


Oh wait , I'm not doing this correctly , those are real lyics .

[StevieBee]

La Isla Boneta....with eyes like potatoes

[davhill]

Not misheard, alternative. Like from 'Chess'...

"One night in Stockport and the world's your oyster."

and...

"One town's very like another,
when your haemorrhoid's fallen to pieces brother."