Mis heard lyrics

[Lord Flashheart]

Since watching Peter Kay skipping around to Shania Twain's 'That Don't Impress Me', singing the words 'I can't believe you kiss your cock at night', I've never been able to hear it any other way. Today I looked up the actual lyrics and it's 'I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight'. Personally I'm not sure there should be an issue with either, both would be expected male behaviour surely.

[Voldemort]

Whitney Houston - I'm Shaving Off My Muff For You

[irocfan]

Rainbow - My Big Member

[Skyedriver]

ABBA - Feel the meat on a tangerine. - Little girl singing many years ago

[Dave.]

The Coors - "Go on, go on, leave me pregnant...."



ETA - on the back of that whenever I listen to Twenty One Two's cover of Blank Space, i always change the lines to "It'll leave you pregnant, or with a nasty scar" as it fits so well.... or not....

Edited by Dave. on Saturday 2nd May 22:23

[bristolbaron]

I heard this without knowing the name of the song - “I’ve got gnomes, I count them”

https://youtu.be/k2qgadSvNyU

[derektrimblitz]

Every time you go away
You take a piece of meat with you

Paul Young

[Starfighter]

Must have a steak-holder pension.

[Voldemort]

Jam - Eating Trifles

[Penelope Stopit]

Abba - Take your teeth out tell me what's wrong

[Lord Flashheart]

Penelope Stopit said:

Abba - Take your teeth out tell me what's wrong

Is that from Chicken Tikka?

[Einion Yrth]

The Gereg (The Hu)

Socks, I used to wear,
Socks, be sure to wear,
Socks, so good to wear,

Send in the army, sell me socks.





You can thank me later

[DickyC]

Blur Song 2

I had my head shaved
By a Camoche

By coincidence, it was within the last week I looked up Camoche to see what or who it is or was.

It isn't.

[blingybongy]

My elderly grandmother (probably about 70) at the time.
Thought that Airport by the Motors wasn't really the sort of song that should be on the radio at the time.
When quizzed as to why she somewhat reticently told us that the chorus said F.Off you've got a smilin' face.

[MitchT]

Crystal Waters - Gypsy Woman
"Cheese omelette" (she's homeless)

KWS - Please Don't Go
"Cheese on toast" (please don't go)

Billy Ocean - Caribbean Queen
"Now we're sharing dysentery" (now we're sharing the same dream)

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Music is My Aeroplane
"Music is me errol thing" (music is my aeroplane)

Belinda Carlisle - Valentine
"When the socks and flowers fade" (when those hearts and flowers fade)

[Morris12s3]

'I watch the Flintstones, crazy'
From 'I've Been Thinking About You', it's what I hear every time.

[So]

Desmond Dekker - "me ears are alight",

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxtfdH3-TQ4

[Mammasaid]

So said:

Desmond Dekker - "me ears are alight",

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxtfdH3-TQ4

https://youtu.be/mxELSzay2lc

[r1monkey]

Anne Marie -Shower de Horse I'm done

[suthol]

ELO - Strange Magic

In a couple of choruses I swear they sing " strain my d1ck"