Twisted New Lyrics
Discussion
Call me weird if you will and if you do, it wouldn't be the first time but I often amuse myself with words. Part of this involves becoming a lyricist for well-known songs. Here are three to be going on with...
From when US marching chants were popular.
"I don't know but I've been told,
that my gonads are made of gold.
If that's so I'll weigh them in,
and buy myself a case of gin..."
Or teenage lust based on that Bing Crosby song about Carolina.
"Nothing could be finer than to tickle a vagina in the morning.
Nothing could be sweeter than to fang her on the tweeter in the morning."
Which in turn led to a rework of the cute little Beatles track on Sgt. Pepper's.
'Lovely tweeter, meter maid.'
And finally, sage advice abut gay bestiality involving a popular TV nag.
"A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
And no-one would pork a horse of course,
even if the particular horse was the famous Mister Ed.
Don't go to the source and pork the horse.
He'll give you a kicking with lethal force.
You'll wind up on a slab of course,
if you pork Mister Ed."
Challenge given.
From when US marching chants were popular.
"I don't know but I've been told,
that my gonads are made of gold.
If that's so I'll weigh them in,
and buy myself a case of gin..."
Or teenage lust based on that Bing Crosby song about Carolina.
"Nothing could be finer than to tickle a vagina in the morning.
Nothing could be sweeter than to fang her on the tweeter in the morning."
Which in turn led to a rework of the cute little Beatles track on Sgt. Pepper's.
'Lovely tweeter, meter maid.'
And finally, sage advice abut gay bestiality involving a popular TV nag.
"A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
And no-one would pork a horse of course,
even if the particular horse was the famous Mister Ed.
Don't go to the source and pork the horse.
He'll give you a kicking with lethal force.
You'll wind up on a slab of course,
if you pork Mister Ed."
Challenge given.
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