Real Meanings - massive letdowns

[Scabutz]

What songs that you liked and/or had a feelings for had meanings that turned out to be total crap.

I'll start with a classic. I think this could be open thread, close thread moment.

The Moody Blues. (K)nights in white satin. This is about chivalry, Don Quixote, etc isn't it?

No it's about bed sheets. What the fk.

[Export56]

Deep Purple, 'Knocking at your back door'. I thought this was about someone calling round someones house , bunch of flowers in the hand wanting to go on a date, it turns out it's something a lot less romantic.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Things I'll Never Say by Avril Lavine. Always thought it was about teenage shyness, turns out it's about oral sex. Massive disappointment