Songs lyrics you deliberately get wrong

[Slow.Patrol]

In the gateaux (Ghetto)

Sorry Elvis

[GAjon]

I love sausage roll - Joan Jet

Hurry up hairy camel - Sham 69

Rucksack - The Police

[Bomma 996]

A friend of mine, back in the 80s, (we were both fans of The Jam) when he first heard "That's Entertainment" he thought Weller was singing "That's Mutant England".

[QuartzDad]

I am 100% convinced that Neil Diamond sings about his friend Reverend Blue Jeans.

Garlic bread.

[Voldemort]

Massage in a Brothel - Police

[Super Sonic]

Any song with "Heroes" I change to "weirdos"
"Billy, don't be a weirdo" etc.

[littleredrooster]

Oooo, Oooo, me ears are alight - Desmond Dekker

Nine-stone cowboy - Glen Campbell

[Super Sonic]

"I know I'm on the dance floor, but I just can't do the moves"

[Mumsnet]

"Can't stand gravy" - k.d. lang
"And you come to me on a submarine" - Bee Gees

Edited by Mumsnet on Monday 21st September 19:09

[Mr Tidy]

A dhead In Love - Robert Palmer.

[LunarOne]

Africa - There's nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do...

[WrekinCrew]

Winchester Linesman.

[Yetski]

Voldemort said:

Massage in a Brothel - Police

An Eddie st song