wedding songs - with a twist

[gti tim]

Colleague at work is getting married in October. he has sent invites out this week with a song request sheet. One song per couple and has promised that every song will be played. We all spend most of the time winding each other up despite working as a team, so he knows our song choices will be, well, quite frankly wrong

Suggestions so far have included:

meredith Brooks - bh
Prodigy - Smack my bh up
Some Eminem song I can't remember + other similar songs.

Anyone suggest anything that is just as (in)appropriate to submit??

[Silent1]

Johnny Cash - Ring Of Fire, Hurt, or Mercy Seat.

[Cock Womble 7]

"Don't get married, it's a fking stupid idea" by the Cock Womble 7.

[Plotloss]

She got the gold mine (and I got the shaft) - Jerry Reed

[N Dentressangle]

There's only one choice here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2G-DKOGFbc&fea...

[southendpier]

go see the doctor. cool mo D (i think)

[RB Will]

Star Trekkin - The Firm

[shoebag]

I am sure there has been a similar thread to this one. Anyway this has to be on the list -

Another one bites the dust - Queen

[Caruso]

Rookie of the Year by Funeral for a Friend. It does actually have wedding related lyrics.

http://www.lyricsmania.com/rookie_of_the_year_lyri...

[Ikemi]

Limp Bizkit - Nookie

[Dogwatch]

Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers - 'Why do fools fall in love?'

Classic 60's foot tapper complete with Doo Wops.

[anonymous-user]

I suppose I Hate Your Guts by Pride And Glory is a bit much, but would make me laugh

[schuey]

bhes ain't st (but ho's and tricks)- Dr Dre!!!!!!!!!

[Jasandjules]

Here comes the bride
60 inches wide.
look how she wobbles
up the centre aisle

Here comes the groom,
biting his nails in gloom
he looks as thin as a dressmaking pin
and never again will he smile

[norby1]

Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter - Iron Maiden

Should go down well with the inlaws!!

ETA 99 Problems (but a bh ain't one) by Jay Z

Edited by norby1 on Wednesday 4th August 19:21

[Shaw Tarse]

shoebag said:

I am sure there has been a similar thread to this one. Anyway this has to be on the list -

Another one bites the dust - Queen

Sticking with Queen
"I like to Ride My Bicycle"
"Fat Bottomed Girls"
One for the bridesmaids "Who let the Dogs Out?"

[JungleJim]

Please release me

[AndrewTait]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBorwKJ_Ibw

[knk]

Is this it? The Strokes
www.youtube.com/v/PQRJvZBH1gw&amp

Edited by knk on Wednesday 4th August 19:34

[SeeFive]

is this a second marriage? If so, Just One More try by George Michael

I walked up the aisle to that with my second wife - I was her second husband. I don't think anyone noticed - much.