'The worst recorded song in history' -Rebecca Black,'Friday'
'The worst recorded song in history' -Rebecca Black,'Friday'
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Haighermeister

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34,002 posts

183 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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As said by Time Magazine.

This video has gone nuts on Youtube.

Absolute fking dross IMO, goes to show you really don't need talent to record music anymore, just a silver tongued Agent!

Video here

Hope this isn't a pearoast.

Thoughts anyone?

Council Sheen

19,742 posts

213 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Delete that link before you add to her popularity by helping promote it. And subject any more fellow PHers to that noise.

What a complete fking pile of dross.

YOF626

133 posts

182 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Haha, that is SO bad!

The Nur

9,168 posts

208 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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That actually emptied my mind. I feel like an American.

Zaxxon

4,057 posts

183 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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The Nur

9,168 posts

208 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Can we seal this thread up and lock it away in that warehouse from Indiana Jones?

There is a lovely little space right next to the Ark...

B3njamin

1,129 posts

210 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Justin Bieber has strong competition for his position as the current worst musical artist...I like the idea of a conversational style in songs but when you have clear mental retardation perhaps your internal conversation should be kept away from sound recording devices.

"Reading, reading piston heads alone;
Wondering, wondering why they all hate Brake;
Thinking, thinking that my little song is great;
Droning, droning with increased dreary tone;
Confused, confused with the hardest choice in life:
Should I chose the BMW 335d or the Mazda mx5?
So many choices, maybe I'll eat cake;
Cake, cake, it is so yummy and nice,
Voice, voices in my head don't have to tell me twice;
Word, empty words for empty music whoring's sake"

::Shudders::

Nevin

2,999 posts

284 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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6 and a half million views? Jaysus. I'm sure it was about half that when I saw it on Collegehumor this morning.

Fun, fun, fun.

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

205 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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This is brilliant.



Worst record ever.

Gompo

4,663 posts

281 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Zaxxon said:
I remember that, without checking I'm going to say 1998?

Muncle Trogg

940 posts

181 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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It was getting a roasting on radio 1 this afternoon, which may explain this increased views.

A truly awful song (although not the worst one they have posted to youtube) and shameless use of the good old autotune machine!

Mr E

22,718 posts

282 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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I didn't make it to the chorus

Mr Dave

3,233 posts

218 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Wow that has been heavily autotuned and still sounds that bad.

Im impressed.

davepoth

29,395 posts

222 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Muncle Trogg said:
It was getting a roasting on radio 1 this afternoon, which may explain this increased views.

A truly awful song (although not the worst one they have posted to youtube) and shameless use of the good old autotune machine!
This song is so autotuned, I'd wager £5 on the "melody" not even being the one sung originally. And in fact, I'd not be surprised if the words were in a different order.

Haighermeister

Original Poster:

34,002 posts

183 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Mr E said:
I didn't make it to the chorus
Shame, its the best bit.

Yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, Saturday is tomorrow Nd afterwards is Sunday....

Getragdogleg

9,869 posts

206 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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Wow, that is lame.

Fortunatly I didn't find it catchy in the slightest. Normally I get st songs stuck in a loop in my head but this one is so far out the other side of bad I might well be immune to it.

slomax

7,195 posts

215 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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2 videos have gone literally gallactic over the last week or so. This is one of them, the other is the bully being slammed down onto the concrete.

Mattt

16,664 posts

241 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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They seem to have gone to at least a tiny bit of effort on the video and production - why not the lyrics? A 5 year old must've written them.

Heard it on Scott Mills earlier, did make me laugh.

Mojooo

13,287 posts

203 months

Tuesday 15th March 2011
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I didnt mind it, although it is too processed, lol

North West Tom

11,651 posts

200 months

Wednesday 16th March 2011
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I didn't know you could drive at 12 years old in America.