Ultima Owners are Pikeys
Ultima Owners are Pikeys
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G Man

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4,053 posts

289 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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At heart we must be Pikeys why, because when you look at our profiles most of us,but not all have a Pickup truck, either Navara or L200 ..

Even previous owners of Ultimas now have pickups, questions come to mind ...

1. Did the Pikey gene force us to buy an Ultima - after all it's starts as scrap metal ...

2. Did anyone buy the alloy panel for their Ultima or did we reuse old washing machine carcases

3. Who put a toe bar on the back to pull the caravan

Questions have to be asked ...

I dare you owners to come clean ..

Or is it we have all found a slight tax loop hole to stuff Gordon Brown shhhhhh

G MAN

>>> Edited by G Man on Friday 17th December 08:58

BLUESATIN

3,115 posts

301 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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What are Richard and Ted then?

Paul.B

3,949 posts

293 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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G Man said:
At heart we must be Pikeys why, because when you look at our profiles most of us,but not all have a Pickup truck, either Navara or L200 ..

Even previous owners of Ultimas now have pickups, questions come to mind ...

1. Did the Pikey gene force us to buy an Ultima - after all it's starts as scrap metal ...

2. Did anyone buy the alloy panel for their Ultima or did we reuse old washing machine carcases

3. Who put a toe bar on the back to pull the caravan

Questions have to be asked ...

I dare you owners to come clean ..

Or is it we have all found a slight tax loop hole to stuff Gordon Brown shhhhhh

G MAN

>>> Edited by G Man on Friday 17th December 08:58



I think the unspeakable rogggggggering of Mr Brown may be a good starting point.

Oh! By the way! "Do you like daags?"


Paul.B

gtr-gaz

5,281 posts

275 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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Probably expains why I thought "Snatch" was so funny

steve_D

13,802 posts

287 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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I haven't got a pickup.










I do have a Range Rover so probably do qualify.

Steve

ditto

614 posts

269 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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thats why we have got fat tyres on the back, tarmac ya drive for ya guv

Chewy

257 posts

284 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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Not being well versed in such matters could you please define a Pikey? I assume both my little brother J-k and I are Pikey's as we both have Pickups and Ultima's. We have also both had them chipped so does that make us "Super Pikey's". Another of our brothers has an Ultima under construction so I assume he is an Apprentice Pikey. That probably makes us a Pikey family so I hope whatever they are it's good - If not who gives a damn as long as were 'rogggggggering Mr Brown'.

mclark

582 posts

265 months

Saturday 18th December 2004
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Chewy,

A Pikey is slang for a gypsy.

steve_D

13,802 posts

287 months

Saturday 18th December 2004
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mclark said:
Chewy,

A Pikey is slang for a gypsy.



There are of course real gypsies but we are talking about:-
Pikey = Travel the country, live in a caravan (lots of chrome), drive pickups, lay tarmac drives and produce huge amounts of rubbish.

Steve