Ultima New GTR640 Demo Car
Discussion
Just received the following communique from the factory..
Due to the increasing speed and therefore G Forces when riding in a Ultima the following will be required before any punters can receive a test drive in the Ultima GTR640 demo car.
1. Please refrain from eating upto 2 hours previously to attending Ultima - we don't want to see your lunch
2. Anyone over the age of 45 years old will require a doctors certificate for phyisical health
3. Anyone under the age of 45 years old will be required to be certified under the mental health act of 1975 mad.
4. Will all punters please bring spare underware, proof of a spare pair will be required. ( Please note - if forgotten please do not try to go commando, using the primary pair as a spare, some paper disposable pants are available on the web site price list ) It is not acceptable to wear a latex rubber underwear either. We know they don't leak, we just find it unacceptable
5. Please do not state "your mates car is as fast" in the test drive, it isn't, you don't know what you are talking about and will null and void the drive
6. Please refrain from swearing on the test drive...
Cries of "oooh sh..tt" cause the test driver concern under Item 4 and he will abort the run
7. Please refrain from holding onto the dash, due to the damage you will cause and pushing fingers into the dash.
8. Don't ask the fuel mileage, this means you just don't get it !!
9. The car has no rear view mirror, the rear view is like history, you have already past it..
10. Don't mention turbos or nitrous please, this will void the test drive, you will be asked to leave with your copy of "MaxPower"
Hope this helps
G Man
This post is the sole idea of the G Man and is just for fun. The Ultima factory had no part in this post because I thought of it first....
>>> Edited by G Man on Monday 4th April 15:59
Due to the increasing speed and therefore G Forces when riding in a Ultima the following will be required before any punters can receive a test drive in the Ultima GTR640 demo car.
1. Please refrain from eating upto 2 hours previously to attending Ultima - we don't want to see your lunch
2. Anyone over the age of 45 years old will require a doctors certificate for phyisical health
3. Anyone under the age of 45 years old will be required to be certified under the mental health act of 1975 mad.
4. Will all punters please bring spare underware, proof of a spare pair will be required. ( Please note - if forgotten please do not try to go commando, using the primary pair as a spare, some paper disposable pants are available on the web site price list ) It is not acceptable to wear a latex rubber underwear either. We know they don't leak, we just find it unacceptable
5. Please do not state "your mates car is as fast" in the test drive, it isn't, you don't know what you are talking about and will null and void the drive
6. Please refrain from swearing on the test drive...
Cries of "oooh sh..tt" cause the test driver concern under Item 4 and he will abort the run
7. Please refrain from holding onto the dash, due to the damage you will cause and pushing fingers into the dash.
8. Don't ask the fuel mileage, this means you just don't get it !!
9. The car has no rear view mirror, the rear view is like history, you have already past it..
10. Don't mention turbos or nitrous please, this will void the test drive, you will be asked to leave with your copy of "MaxPower"
Hope this helps
G Man
This post is the sole idea of the G Man and is just for fun. The Ultima factory had no part in this post because I thought of it first....
>>> Edited by G Man on Monday 4th April 15:59
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