Red Ultima broken down on A25

[m3desmo]

Not you again was it Keith??

One of my spies spotted a red Ultima broken down on the A25 near Oxted, yesterday evening. If it was you Keith, time to change the colour mate! Black is so much more reliable!

[luckyp]

m3desmo said:

Not you again was it Keith??

One of my spies spotted a red Ultima broken down on the A25 near Oxted, yesterday evening. If it was you Keith, time to change the colour mate! Black is so much more reliable!

And I escort you all the way to Junction 9 and this is what happens..........!!

Was it you? Or were you just retrieving a sandwich?

Pete

[bluesatin]

Used to live in oxted!

[ditto]

luckyp said:

m3desmo said:

Not you again was it Keith??

One of my spies spotted a red Ultima broken down on the A25 near Oxted, yesterday evening. If it was you Keith, time to change the colour mate! Black is so much more reliable!

And I escort you all the way to Junction 9 and this is what happens..........!!

Was it you? Or were you just retrieving a sandwich?

Pete

aha spotted again, this time not broken down, I was on the phone parked, one thing about driving an ultima you could never get nicked for driving and being on the phone, you just cant hear a thing
also Greg your going on about the colour thing again, yesterday you admitted that you prefer RED

[m3desmo]

This is not a wind-up!! There really was a red Ultima broken down. If it wasn't Keith's then anyone know whose it was???

[GTWayne]

At least with a r e d car the embarrassment of the driver is camouflaged.

Wheather the embarrassment is due to the fact that the car is r e d or just that it has broken down is irrelevant.

Edited by GTWayne on Monday 18th September 14:55

[ditto]

m3desmo said:

This is not a wind-up!! There really was a red Ultima broken down. If it wasn't Keith's then anyone know whose it was???

Greg i did stop on the A25 just outside Oxted because my phone, but not broken down, so it could of been me

[ditto]

GTWayne said:

At least with a r e d car the embarrassment of the driver is camouflaged.

Wheather the embarrassment is due to the fact that the car is r e d or just that it has broken down is irrelevant.

Edited by GTWayne on Monday 18th September 14:55

Wayne why should I be embarrassed about driving a red ultima

[m3desmo]

ditto said:

m3desmo said:

This is not a wind-up!! There really was a red Ultima broken down. If it wasn't Keith's then anyone know whose it was???

Greg i did stop on the A25 just outside Oxted because my phone, but not broken down, so it could of been me

Fair play, Keith. The Ultima was spotted, parked on the hard shoulder of the A25 near a small roundabout approx 1 mile from the A22 - Was it you then???

Edited by m3desmo on Monday 18th September 15:07

[ditto]

m3desmo said:

ditto said:

m3desmo said:

This is not a wind-up!! There really was a red Ultima broken down. If it wasn't Keith's then anyone know whose it was???

Greg i did stop on the A25 just outside Oxted because my phone, but not broken down, so it could of been me

Fair play, Keith. The Ultima was spotted, parked on the hard shoulder of the A25 near a small roundabout approx 1/2 mile from the A22 - Was it you then???

yep that was me, not the hard shoulder, it was a bus stop, and yes i know busses are red and i thought i was driving one before you say a word

[GTWayne]

ditto said:

Wayne why should I be embarrassed about driving a red ultima

Keith, obviously I did not mean YOU, I would not dream of saying or indeed even implying that was or is the case. I meant the rest of the world.

[ditto]

GTWayne said:

ditto said:

Wayne why should I be embarrassed about driving a red ultima

Keith, obviously I did not mean YOU, I would not dream of saying or indeed even implying that was or is the case. I meant the rest of the world.

Ok ill let you off, just this once mined

[GTWayne]

Thanks Keith but I have never even been near a Mine, not even once!

[ditto]

GTWayne said:

Thanks Keith but I have never even been near a Mine, not even once!

mind i wished i was as clever as you, NOT

[luckyp]

Keith (just pulled over to take a call)



Ring-ring....ring-ring...

Keith - 'Hello?'

Person- 'Good afternoon, RAC, how can we help?'


Glad I could help clear that up.........

Pete

[ditto]

luckyp said:

Keith (just pulled over to take a call)



Ring-ring....ring-ring...

Keith - 'Hello?'

Person- 'Good afternoon, RAC, how can we help?'


Glad I could help clear that up.........

Pete

your day will come

[GTWayne]

ditto said:

GTWayne said:

Thanks Keith but I have never even been near a Mine, not even once!

mind i wished i was as clever as you, NOT

Keith, it is not that I am more clever than you, that would mean that you are clever , it is just that I am well practised at spotting fopars and preying on them (living with a house full of females for over 20 years has taught me that you have to 'kill or be killed' so to speak).


In light of the weekends proceedings I am curious to know the spec of your AS 550 humbling home built 'economotor' (labelled such due to your own declaration). Is there anywhere on here that it has been documented and if so where? If not, please divulge.

[ditto]

GTWayne said:

In light of the weekends proceedings I am curious to know the spec of your AS 550 humbling home built 'economotor' (labelled such due to your own declaration). Is there anywhere on here that it has been documented and if so where? If not, please divulge.

Ah morning Wayne, now let me see if I can spell this right, NO

[GTWayne]

Awha, gowan, don't be such a meeny (I have spelt this in 'Ditto language')

[m3desmo]

Give the man a break will you, Wayne!