Workshy channel 4 : AKA The Fairy Jobmother

[okgo]

Piss boiler!!!

fking sickening people.

[Wheelrepairit]

Im feeling very angry already, these people just for some reason bring out the anger in me.

[BarnatosGhost]

This is tv gold. Jim Royle is real, and he walks among us!

[hyperblue]

Was surprised there wasn't a thread on this already!

So far that ahole has taught us:

- Thatcher stole milk from our children
- Apparently being made to get a job is against our human rights
- "I'm a scouser, it's up to me if I wanna work"

To be fair, the others on the programme have been quiet and just got on with it so far.

[devonshiredave]

I can only hope "i'm a scouser" turns his act around by the end of this episode.... what an utterly useless

[BarnatosGhost]

"beep beep"

"is that on silent?"

"But I can't hear it when its on silent!"

[Wheelrepairit]

Wooooohhhh, here we go, sob story time

[Steamer]

Red faced chubby waste of a good skin!

Does he get his funeral paid for by the state when he corks it too?!

Edited by Steamer on Tuesday 7th June 21:27

[Langweilig]

Oh, I see. A confidence building exercise. He shouldn't have been fed fish & chips. He'll get fat.

Edit - Dave's called in sick because of a tummy bug. He should've washed his hands before eating that fish supper.

Edited by Langweilig on Tuesday 7th June 21:30

Edited by Langweilig on Tuesday 7th June 21:44

[D14 AYS]

Lethal injection for all of the scummers.

[Westy Pre-Lit]

Just throw the lazy s on a fenced off island and let the bds fend for themselves.

Why these subhumans think it's acceptable to ponce all their miserable useless life is beyond me.

[Langweilig]

Dave's attitude shows there's a difference between unemployed and unemployable.

[Heathwood]

I actually think the dark haired girl speaking now has a pretty good attitude.

[Olivera]

To be fair, they do seem to be trying, with the exception of that fat scouse waster!

[Langweilig]

Olivera said:

To be fair, they do seem to be trying, with the exception of that fat scouse waster!

[Heathwood]

Crikey, how did Dave ever hold down a job? He's only been unemployed for 18 months, so surely he'd have a good idea about how to conduct and present himself. I'm starting to wonder whether this may be some sort of act.

[Caulkhead]

Steamer said:

Does he get his funeral paid for by the state when he corks it too?!

Dunno, but if he's willing to go early I'll chip in. . . . .

[Langweilig]

Wrong! Dave had every right to disclose illnesses. Don't deceive an employer that way.

[BarnatosGhost]

Heathwood said:

Crikey, how did Dave ever hold down a job? He's only been unemployed for 18 months, so surely he'd have a good idea about how to conduct and present himself. I'm starting to wonder whether this may be some sort of act.

This programme is Dave's first step to becoming a global comedy scouser.

This time next year he'll be on Celebrity Big Brother telling Barry Chuckle to do the washing-up.

[VeeFour]

Langweilig said:

Wrong! Dave had every right to disclose illnesses. Don't deceive an employer that way.

You don't think it was an excuse to be a lazy lardbucket, then?