What Hollywood Teaches Us

[DickyC]

You can run straight across the road from any building in New York without injury.

In the unlikely event you are clipped by a car you can just jump up and carry on running.

[al1991]

That '6 shooter' guns hold a lot more than 6 bullets.

That if a car crashes it instantly blows up.

That Mel Gibson has very pointy nipples.

[kentmotorcompany]

Education Smeducation, Hollywood has taught me everything I know!

[NoVetec]

Sub-machine guns which generally hold 20-40 bullets have about 300.

American muscle cars fly round corners with ease.

The CIA/FBI/NSA done it.

Ugly women don't exist.

[B Huey]

If you have a cough, you will die soon.

[Mobsta]

Gimp suits can be worn for prolonged periods without causing irritation.

[750turbo]

DickyC said:

You can run straight across the road from any building in New York without injury.

In the unlikely event you are clipped by a car you can just jump up and carry on running.

Unlike Abbey Road

[sinizter]

NoVetec said:

American muscle cars fly round corners with ease.

They don't ?

[jmorgan]

Every car in a car chase has 97 gears, Even the automatics.

[Spanna]

You won't ever take a fatal shot, even though there are 20+ people shooting at you from different angles with assault rifles. However, you can take them all out with an 8 shot pistol.

[Pints]

Irrespective of the danger from outer space, inner space, national or international terrorists, foreign powers, etc. it will always be the United States of America who comes to the rescue and saves the world from certain doom.

[mikial]

Americans in D.C. have their own language :

"Cruz da hood me freak in da bucket in me ride/sled, goin to da crib to hit sum freez" = Ride around town accompanied

by my girlfriend who is sitting comfortably in the passenger seat, we are returning to my house for some recreational

time and indulge in some cocaine.

[Shuvi Tupya]

If you have more than one an alcoholic drink in a session, you are an alcoholic.

[GTIR]

DEFCON is actually real!

The only good cops are ones that have had their wife die/be brutally murdered/divorce them and are achoholics.

Even exotic supercars go rounds corners with the back end out and struggle to escape from a 1995 Lincoln Town car.

[Conian]

You can overtake any car in the world at any time simply by stamping the accelerator pedal instead of easing it on, or in the rare occasional of using a manual box you must change down gear even if youre redlining it already.

[KP328]

Most women over 35 have had cosmetic surgery.

[Cock Womble 7]

All vehicles, from rickshaws to 911s, have the same top speed.

[anonymous-user]

Nobody ever specifies what drink they want. If you go to a friends house in a film he'll ask, "Drink?" and you will say, "Yes" without giving any more details about whether you want a cup of tea or a bottle of Smirnoff. You'll get a glass of neat whisky, and that will be fine with you.

[steveo3002]

cars screech every time they pull away and stop , even on sand and grass

computers make bleep sounds everytime it does something

[GTIR]

When finishing a telephone call no one ever says "Goodbye" or "See you" they just put the phone down!

How uncivilized!








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