Machete

[AmiableChimp]

Saw Machete available on Sky+ On Demand last night so thought i'd give it a whirl.

To be honest, I didn't know quite what to make of it for the first 10 minutes or so, but once I had switched my brain into neutral and just sat back and enjoyed it, I loved it!

Couldn't quite believe the cast list, such a bizarre mix but they all just kinda 'work'.

Some cracking scenes and genuine laugh out load bits too - can't wait for the sequels...

[vixen1700]

Borrowed the DVD from a mate and watched this a few months ago, yeah don't expect anything intellectual, just enjoy.

[Gretchen]

"Machete don't text"

"Machete improvise"


It's a great film.

[obob]

AmiableChimp said:

Saw Machete available on Sky+ On Demand last night so thought i'd give it a whirl.

To be honest, I didn't know quite what to make of it for the first 10 minutes or so, but once I had switched my brain into neutral and just sat back and enjoyed it, I loved it!

Couldn't quite believe the cast list, such a bizarre mix but they all just kinda 'work'.

Some cracking scenes and genuine laugh out load bits too - can't wait for the sequels...

First ten minutes were great. Fit bird, guns, phone hidden in her Fanny, whats not to like?

[clonmult]

Gretchen said:

"Machete don't text"

"Machete improvise"


It's a great film.

+1

Just cuts straight to the action, some interesting women, plenty of action. Quality blokes film.

Hobo with a shotgun is also worth watching, but not quite of the same quality as Machete. Rutger Hauer is still kickin' ass.

[Changedmyname]

In the shower ooooooo

[Tommy Saxondale]

I could'nt stand it! the only good points were Jessica Alba and Michelle Roriguez! really odd film!

[robmlufc]

clonmult said:

Hobo with a shotgun is also worth watching.

That is one messed up film

[hornetrider]

Was gonna post about this, awesome intestine scene

[clonmult]

robmlufc said:

clonmult said:

Hobo with a shotgun is also worth watching.

That is one messed up film

Aye, very sick. Quite entertaining in a twisted way. Its gory in an almost comic book style, heads ripped off, blood squirting all over the place.

[stew-S160]

Mega mad crazy WTF awesome. And the scene with Lohan topless, WIN.

[obob]

stew-S160 said:

Mega mad crazy WTF awesome. And the scene with Lohan topless, WIN.

Meh, Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba fully clothed are better than that.

[KB_S1]

The 'best' bit of the whole film is the switching old for new Mercedes when Machete first meets the bad guy.

[AmiableChimp]

KB_S1 said:

The 'best' bit of the whole film is the switching old for new Mercedes when Machete first meets the bad guy.

I did rewind that bit to confirm I wasn't just imagining things

[KB_S1]

So did I.

It was funny because when it rolled in I immediately said to the GF "Now that is a proper Merc".
Cut to next angle, erm what?

[Negative Creep]

AmiableChimp said:

KB_S1 said:

The 'best' bit of the whole film is the switching old for new Mercedes when Machete first meets the bad guy.

I did rewind that bit to confirm I wasn't just imagining things

Its because scenese were taken directly from the trailer (which is what this film began as)



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