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Justin Cyder

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12,624 posts

180 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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Surely one of the best scripted British films ever?

'You're looking very beautiful man. St Peter preached the epistle to the epostles looking like that.'

- Are you the farmer?
- Stop saying that. Of course he's the fking farmer!

Road Pest

3,123 posts

229 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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shout Get in the back of the van!

carmonk

7,910 posts

218 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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Here... hare... here... Ah! Here hare here!

Justin Cyder

Original Poster:

12,624 posts

180 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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I know all about your arrest in the Tottenham Court road.

carmonk

7,910 posts

218 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy! Give into to it, it's like a tide! Don't let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.



sad fact: at one time I knew the entire script by heart. I am the saddest Withnail fan on the planet

jains15

1,013 posts

204 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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Some booze. I demand to have some booze!

Road Pest

3,123 posts

229 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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shout Scrubbers!

I only seem to remember the shouty bits...

Justin Cyder

Original Poster:

12,624 posts

180 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Danny's the best:



No need to get uptight, man. I was merely making an observation. I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago. For reasons I can't really discuss with you. The Coalman had to go to Jamaica. Got busted coming back through Heathrow. Had a weight under his fez. We worked out it would be handy karma for him to get hold of a suit but he's a very low temperature spade, the Coalman. Goes into court in his kaftan and a bell. This doesn't go down at all well. They can handle the kaftan, they can't handle the bell. So, there's this judge sitting there in a cape like fking Batman and this really rather far out looking hat.

Withnail: Wig.

Danny: No, man, this was more like a long white hat. So, he looks at the Coalman and says "What's all this? This is a court, man. This ain't fancy dress." And the Coalman looks at him and says "You think you look normal, your honour?" gave him two years.

oldbanger

4,328 posts

269 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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I mean to have you, boy, even if it must be burglary


S. Gonzales Esq.

2,559 posts

243 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Balls! We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

onyx39

11,349 posts

181 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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I really wish I could "get" this film, but for the life of me, I just cannot!

DocJock

8,722 posts

271 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Same here.

XJSJohn

16,152 posts

250 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Danny - The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.

Marwood - It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.

Danny - It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less.

Withnail - Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?

Danny - I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.


or a more pistonheads quote; Withnail - I'm making time!

Justin Cyder

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12,624 posts

180 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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We don't want a rabbit, we want a pheasant.

Sam99

297 posts

204 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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This is the start of my second week off-shore.
Crap trip , computers keep saying noooo

Its many a year since I saw this film.
Best film ever.

Chuckling away as I type this .

Danny / Coalman / judge .
Thats so funny.
Thanks all for cheering me up

Sam

Justin Cyder

Original Poster:

12,624 posts

180 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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onyx39 said:
I really wish I could "get" this film, but for the life of me, I just cannot!
It's really not about the story, it's the writing that makes it so good. Essentially the story is two bums go on a terrible holiday & that's it. However, the quality of the script is beyond fantastic; if you like sixth form humour about bums & knobs, that sort of thing.



Look at him! Look at Geoff Woad! Jesus, this huge, thatched head, with its earlobes and cannon ball is now considered sane! Geoff Woad is prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about again! His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own! Imagine the size of his balls... imagine getting into a fight with the fker! “I'm going to pull your head off.” “Oh no, please don't pull my head off.” “I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.”

8Ace

2,836 posts

229 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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There must and shall be aspirin

Mr Gear

9,416 posts

221 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Monty, you terrible !

Big Worm 1

538 posts

195 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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"We've gone on holiday by mistake!"

"I've got a bd behind the eyes! Where's the aspirin? I can't take aspirins without a drink! Where's the whiskey?.......I feel like a pig shat in my head!"

Mr Gear

9,416 posts

221 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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True fact: I was once on a late-night train home, the train was virtually empty apart from me a girl who was reading a book. An announcement came over the tannoy:

"Dis twain terminates in Wichmond."

Both myself and the girl opposite burst out laughing and said in unison "IT'S DANNY FROM WITHNAIL AND I!"

Happy days.