The Matt Lucas awards.

[stephen300o]

No not great really.

BBC could we have shooting stars back please?

[Zaxxon]

stephen300o said:

No not great really.

BBC could we have shooting stars back please?

But he's gay and fat...so he is hilarious.....IT'S THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!

The only other funny people are Northerners. That is how John Bishop and Sarah Millican get a career. It is the law according to the BBC and whoever else gives these fkwits their 15 minutes of fame.

Edited by Zaxxon on Wednesday 11th April 21:00

[weyland yutani]

OT but what's with Bishop's slurred speech, he sounds rat arsed all the time. BBC are reinforcing negative stereotypes a bit there aren't they?

[The Highway Man]

He's a Scouser, we all sound like dat lar.

[GWC]

Zaxxon said:

But he's gay and fat...so he is hilarious.....IT'S THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!

The only other funny people are Northerners. That is how John Bishop and Sarah Millican get a career. It is the law according to the BBC and whoever else gives these fkwits their 15 minutes of fame.

Edited by Zaxxon on Wednesday 11th April 21:00

And people from Iran of course, they're funny because every sentence starts by reminding us they're from Iran.

[LuS1fer]

Sarah Millican is the new model launched to replace Victoria Wood. Women find her very funny as she tells lady jokes that men don't find funny.

As for Matt Lucas, they should team him up with Alan Carr...in a blender.

I quite like John Bishop but lived for many years near Liverpool so find scousers very dry and laconic in their wit. He reminds me of George Roper from the 70s (no, not the George and Mildred one..)

Edited by LuS1fer on Thursday 12th April 08:18

[durbster]

LuS1fer said:

Sarah Millican is the new model launched to replace Victoria Wood. Women find her very funny as she tells lady jokes that men don't find funny.

I think she's funny and I have a penis.

[LuS1fer]

durbster said:

I think she's funny and I have a penis.

Is he your husband?

Just kidding.

[Famous Graham]

GWC said:

Zaxxon said:

But he's gay and fat...so he is hilarious.....IT'S THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!

The only other funny people are Northerners. That is how John Bishop and Sarah Millican get a career. It is the law according to the BBC and whoever else gives these fkwits their 15 minutes of fame.

Edited by Zaxxon on Wednesday 11th April 21:00

And people from Iran of course, they're funny because every sentence starts by reminding us they're from Iran.

And Nigeria.

[durbster]

LuS1fer said:

Is he your husband?

Just kidding.

The vast majority of female stand-ups are rubbish but she's probably the best for ages, so credit where it's due I think

[GWC]

Famous Graham said:

GWC said:

Zaxxon said:

But he's gay and fat...so he is hilarious.....IT'S THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!

The only other funny people are Northerners. That is how John Bishop and Sarah Millican get a career. It is the law according to the BBC and whoever else gives these fkwits their 15 minutes of fame.

Edited by Zaxxon on Wednesday 11th April 21:00

And people from Iran of course, they're funny because every sentence starts by reminding us they're from Iran.

And Nigeria.

Extra funny if you shout it in an exaggerated accent.

[Morningside]

durbster said:

LuS1fer said:

Is he your husband?

Just kidding.

The vast majority of female stand-ups are rubbish but she's probably the best for ages, so credit where it's due I think

There is only a limited supply of cake jokes.

As for Victoria Wood she just had to say 'Tampax' or 'Pantie'! and that was most of her stage act.

As for Matt Lucas I can see where the funny side of the duo comes from. Yes the programme was a bit slow and disjointed in places but give it a while and I think it could pick up.

Much better than the new Room 101.

[HereBeMonsters]

Sarah Millican was hilarious when I went to see her about 3 years ago.

Unfortunately she has yet to write any new material.

[bexVN]

GWC said:

Famous Graham said:

GWC said:

Zaxxon said:

But he's gay and fat...so he is hilarious.....IT'S THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!

The only other funny people are Northerners. That is how John Bishop and Sarah Millican get a career. It is the law according to the BBC and whoever else gives these fkwits their 15 minutes of fame.

Edited by Zaxxon on Wednesday 11th April 21:00

And people from Iran of course, they're funny because every sentence starts by reminding us they're from Iran.

And Nigeria.

Extra funny if you shout it in an exaggerated accent.

BBC gave Michael McIntyre his own show, he is definitely not from the North!

I didn't see this show but plan to, it looked harmless enough on the trailers.

[HereBeMonsters]

GWC said:

And people from Iran of course, they're funny because every sentence starts by reminding us they're from Iran.

I saw Shappi Khorsandi wandering around at Latitude Festival last year. I had to be physically restrained from asking her if she was Iranian. And a woman.