Adult Swim: Rick and Morty
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ds! 
I loved the epic rant at the end 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WSulaRxCm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WSulaRxCm0
Rick's epic rant said:
Not so fast, Morty.
You heard your mom.
We've got adventures to go on, Morty -- just you and me -- and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom, but never your dad.
You want to know why, Morty? Because he crossed me.
Okay, take it easy, Rick.
T-T-That's dark.
Oh, it gets darker, Morty.
Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures.
First thing that's different -- no more Dad, Morty.
Oh, geez.
He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away.
Oh [bleep] I've rep[burps]laced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe.
Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home Oh, man.
without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you.
Oh! I just took over the family, Morty, and if you tell your mom Oh, man.
or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it, You're gonna deny it.
and they'll take my side because I'm a hero, Morty.
And now you're gonna have to go Oh.
and do whatever I say, Morty, forever! And I'll -- I'll go out and I'll find some more of that "Mulan" Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty.
What are you talking about? Because that's -- that's what this is all about, Morty.
Szechuan? That's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty! That was fake.
I-I-I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce.
McNuggets? I want that "Mulan" McNugget sauce, Morty! That's my series arc, Morty.
What the hell? If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Szechuan sauce, Morty.
What are you talking about, Rick? That's what's gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty.
What are you talking about?! Season -- Nine more seasons, Morty.
Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce.
What is that?! For 97 more years, Morty! What are you talking about?! I want that McNugget sauce, Morty!
You heard your mom.
We've got adventures to go on, Morty -- just you and me -- and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom, but never your dad.
You want to know why, Morty? Because he crossed me.
Okay, take it easy, Rick.
T-T-That's dark.
Oh, it gets darker, Morty.
Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures.
First thing that's different -- no more Dad, Morty.
Oh, geez.
He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away.
Oh [bleep] I've rep[burps]laced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe.
Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home Oh, man.
without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you.
Oh! I just took over the family, Morty, and if you tell your mom Oh, man.
or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it, You're gonna deny it.
and they'll take my side because I'm a hero, Morty.
And now you're gonna have to go Oh.
and do whatever I say, Morty, forever! And I'll -- I'll go out and I'll find some more of that "Mulan" Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty.
What are you talking about? Because that's -- that's what this is all about, Morty.
Szechuan? That's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty! That was fake.
I-I-I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce.
McNuggets? I want that "Mulan" McNugget sauce, Morty! That's my series arc, Morty.
What the hell? If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Szechuan sauce, Morty.
What are you talking about, Rick? That's what's gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty.
What are you talking about?! Season -- Nine more seasons, Morty.
Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce.
What is that?! For 97 more years, Morty! What are you talking about?! I want that McNugget sauce, Morty!
Edited by hyphen on Sunday 16th April 18:47
hyphen said:
I loved the epic rant at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WSulaRxCm0
This was amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WSulaRxCm0
Rick's epic rant said:
Not so fast, Morty.
You heard your mom.
We've got adventures to go on, Morty -- just you and me -- and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom, but never your dad.
You want to know why, Morty? Because he crossed me.
Okay, take it easy, Rick.
T-T-That's dark.
Oh, it gets darker, Morty.
Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures.
First thing that's different -- no more Dad, Morty.
Oh, geez.
He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away.
Oh [bleep] I've rep[burps]laced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe.
Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home Oh, man.
without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you.
Oh! I just took over the family, Morty, and if you tell your mom Oh, man.
or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it, You're gonna deny it.
and they'll take my side because I'm a hero, Morty.
And now you're gonna have to go Oh.
and do whatever I say, Morty, forever! And I'll -- I'll go out and I'll find some more of that "Mulan" Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty.
What are you talking about? Because that's -- that's what this is all about, Morty.
Szechuan? That's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty! That was fake.
I-I-I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce.
McNuggets? I want that "Mulan" McNugget sauce, Morty! That's my series arc, Morty.
What the hell? If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Szechuan sauce, Morty.
What are you talking about, Rick? That's what's gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty.
What are you talking about?! Season -- Nine more seasons, Morty.
Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce.
What is that?! For 97 more years, Morty! What are you talking about?! I want that McNugget sauce, Morty!
You heard your mom.
We've got adventures to go on, Morty -- just you and me -- and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom, but never your dad.
You want to know why, Morty? Because he crossed me.
Okay, take it easy, Rick.
T-T-That's dark.
Oh, it gets darker, Morty.
Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures.
First thing that's different -- no more Dad, Morty.
Oh, geez.
He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away.
Oh [bleep] I've rep[burps]laced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe.
Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home Oh, man.
without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you.
Oh! I just took over the family, Morty, and if you tell your mom Oh, man.
or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it, You're gonna deny it.
and they'll take my side because I'm a hero, Morty.
And now you're gonna have to go Oh.
and do whatever I say, Morty, forever! And I'll -- I'll go out and I'll find some more of that "Mulan" Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty.
What are you talking about? Because that's -- that's what this is all about, Morty.
Szechuan? That's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty! That was fake.
I-I-I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce.
McNuggets? I want that "Mulan" McNugget sauce, Morty! That's my series arc, Morty.
What the hell? If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Szechuan sauce, Morty.
What are you talking about, Rick? That's what's gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty.
What are you talking about?! Season -- Nine more seasons, Morty.
Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce.
What is that?! For 97 more years, Morty! What are you talking about?! I want that McNugget sauce, Morty!
Edited by hyphen on Sunday 16th April 18:47
I was crying with laughter.
Heads up- new series out 30th July.
In the meantime, they have released some Claymation Shorts:
http://www.avclub.com/article/here-are-bunch-new-d...
In the meantime, they have released some Claymation Shorts:
http://www.avclub.com/article/here-are-bunch-new-d...
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