To the BBC radio news team from a grumpy old fart
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Dear BBC radio news people, why, in the name of the Holy Succubus of Scunthorpe, do you think I need to know who won that bloody Come Dancing thing?
Anyone remotely interested in this vacuous tripe will have been watching it on TV, getting pissed on Sanatogen Tonic Wine and dribbling in their cardigans like there's no tomorrow.
They will know who won.
Anyone not interested does not need the news cluttered up with it.
In other news, Ivor Dullard beat his sister Roger at Tiddy Winks in the back room of their Salford semi...
See, some things are not appropriate on national and international news. Who gives a flying toss...?
Anyone remotely interested in this vacuous tripe will have been watching it on TV, getting pissed on Sanatogen Tonic Wine and dribbling in their cardigans like there's no tomorrow.
They will know who won.
Anyone not interested does not need the news cluttered up with it.
In other news, Ivor Dullard beat his sister Roger at Tiddy Winks in the back room of their Salford semi...
See, some things are not appropriate on national and international news. Who gives a flying toss...?
milu said:
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Yes I'm a grumpy sod who doesn't watch any of these kind of programs.
Ditto; but unfortunately Mrs C does. I don't resent her watching it (much) but the damned thing was on seven nights a week FFS!Yes I'm a grumpy sod who doesn't watch any of these kind of programs.
And that farce of the "Sunday" Results Show where they took half an hour to tell you (one at a time obviously for full 'dramatic' effect) which 2 out of 15 were in the dance-off really boiled my piss. "And the first 'kupple' safely through and not in the dance off is......[5 minute pregnant pause].......Fred and Ginger", etc for a half hour or so.
My version. "We've counted the rigged votes. You two - fight it out"
CanAm said:
Ditto; but unfortunately Mrs C does. I don't resent her watching it (much) but the damned thing was on seven nights a week FFS!
And that farce of the "Sunday" Results Show where they took half an hour to tell you (one at a time obviously for full 'dramatic' effect) which 2 out of 15 were in the dance-off really boiled my piss. "And the first 'kupple' safely through and not in the dance off is......[5 minute pregnant pause].......Fred and Ginger", etc for a half hour or so.
My version. "We've counted the rigged votes. You two - fight it out"
You should try X-Factor if you think Strictly is bad for this. Strictly is relatively efficient with time as these sorts of shows go. XF can string one result over an hour easily, with a good 20 minutes of ads for good measure.And that farce of the "Sunday" Results Show where they took half an hour to tell you (one at a time obviously for full 'dramatic' effect) which 2 out of 15 were in the dance-off really boiled my piss. "And the first 'kupple' safely through and not in the dance off is......[5 minute pregnant pause].......Fred and Ginger", etc for a half hour or so.
My version. "We've counted the rigged votes. You two - fight it out"
Anyhow, we watch Strictly a day behind on catch-up and FF through everything but dances and scores, whole show takes about 15 minutes

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