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sparkythecat

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8,098 posts

285 months

Friday 28th December 2018
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...and weather presenters in general.

Why do they need to appear in front of the camera at all?
A nice detailed map with decent graphics or animation and a voice over from a plausible meteorologist would do the job splendidly.
So, why do we need a seemingly endless succession of photogenic presenters, taking up half the screen whilst distracting waving their arms about like a magicians glamorous assistant, during the big reveal?
I'd like to be able to concentrate on the weather forecast, in order to better plan my schedule for the days ahead, but all too often I instead find myself contemplating the removal of Carol Kirkwoods impressive foundation garments and end up with no idea of what the weather is likely to be.
Do others find weather presenters an awful distraction, or is it just me?

alfie2244

11,292 posts

218 months

Friday 28th December 2018
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Lucy Verasamy yum

Long Drax

744 posts

200 months

Friday 28th December 2018
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sparkythecat said:
...and weather presenters in general.

Why do they need to appear in front of the camera at all?
A nice detailed map with decent graphics or animation and a voice over from a plausible meteorologist would do the job splendidly.
So, why do we need a seemingly endless succession of photogenic presenters, taking up half the screen whilst distracting waving their arms about like a magicians glamorous assistant, during the big reveal?
I'd like to be able to concentrate on the weather forecast, in order to better plan my schedule for the days ahead, but all too often I instead find myself contemplating the removal of Carol Kirkwoods impressive foundation garments and end up with no idea of what the weather is likely to be.
Do others find weather presenters an awful distraction, or is it just me?
Naked weather presenters is perhaps the solution to your problem. Write to the Beeb.



PorkInsider

6,601 posts

171 months

Friday 28th December 2018
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alfie2244 said:
Lucy Verasamy yum
Oi!, you keep your greasy paws off her.

mad

gazza285

11,180 posts

238 months

Friday 28th December 2018
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Who wouldn’t?


Hilts

4,684 posts

312 months

Friday 28th December 2018
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gazza285 said:
Who wouldn’t?

Yanet Garcia. Hmmm.


Viento 25
Humedad 50 odd
Culo size : Muy grande.

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sparkythecat

Original Poster:

8,098 posts

285 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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No more pervy pics please, gents.

There's a place for tease and titillation, but my point was that it shouldnt be the weather forecast.


jjones

4,489 posts

223 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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sparkythecat said:
...and weather presenters in general.

Why do they need to appear in front of the camera at all?
A nice detailed map with decent graphics or animation and a voice over from a plausible meteorologist would do the job splendidly.
So, why do we need a seemingly endless succession of photogenic presenters, taking up half the screen whilst distracting waving their arms about like a magicians glamorous assistant, during the big reveal?
I'd like to be able to concentrate on the weather forecast, in order to better plan my schedule for the days ahead, but all too often I instead find myself contemplating the removal of Carol Kirkwoods impressive foundation garments and end up with no idea of what the weather is likely to be.
Do others find weather presenters an awful distraction, or is it just me?
Why bother having the forecast televised at all. A quick visit to xcweather or similar tells you all you need to know in seconds.

HTP99

25,265 posts

170 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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PorkInsider said:
alfie2244 said:
Lucy Verasamy yum
Oi!, you keep your greasy paws off her.

mad
Has to be Nazaneen Ghaffar from Sky; oh yes please!

gazza285

11,180 posts

238 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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sparkythecat said:
No more pervy pics please, gents.

There's a place for tease and titillation, but my point was that it shouldnt be the weather forecast.
This is The Lounge, not the weather forecast.

darreni

4,535 posts

300 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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gazza285 said:
Who wouldn’t?

Scorchio!

Tango13

10,111 posts

206 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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HTP99 said:
Has to be Nazaneen Ghaffar from Sky; oh yes please!
Not having Sky I've not heard of her but instead of doing an Eric Mc and simply claiming ignorance I unleashed my Google Fu...

Oh my...

gooner1

10,223 posts

209 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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PorkInsider said:
alfie2244 said:
Lucy Verasamy yum
Oi!, you keep your greasy paws off her.

mad
And you keep your rancid Porkoutsideher.

handpaper

1,702 posts

233 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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At the risk of getting back on topic, I'll share my frustrations with the regular radio forecast.
I simply cannot process it in any useful way.
I don't know if it's the narrative form it takes or the soft, flowing tones with which it's delivered, but the overall effect varies from somnolent to hypnotic, often leaving me no wiser at the end than I was at the beginning.
Several years ago, R4 broadcast a few times in the style of the Shipping Forecast, to a smattering of very positive responses. I think I'd appreciate that too.

Puggit

49,807 posts

278 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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jjones said:
Why bother having the forecast televised at all. A quick visit to xcweather or similar tells you all you need to know in seconds.
Because typically you'll get a computerised version of what is happening in one location.

If the forecast is frequent scattered heavy showers, that's difficult to identify from a graphic, and someone will end up complaining they were told it was going to rain.

Also warnings are much more credible and relatable from a human.

Mike335i

6,056 posts

132 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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Why on earth would you not want a pretty young thing to look at? Although I have never liked Carol so I would say that the BBC have ready moved ahead with removing them.

Why is everyone hell bent on taking all the pleasures out of life these days?

anonymous-user

84 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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Keeley Donovan.

Mike335i

6,056 posts

132 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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garyhun said:
Keeley Donovan.
Yes please

HTP99

25,265 posts

170 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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Mike335i said:
garyhun said:
Keeley Donovan.
Yes please
Just Googled her; attractive but a bit too wholesome!

Mothersruin

8,573 posts

129 months

Saturday 29th December 2018
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sparkythecat said:
...more pervy pics please, gents.

There's a place for tease and titillation, and this is it!
Edited to match the environment.

You posted in The Lounge mate...