Your Nifty Dragon's Den Ideas.
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Cantaloupe

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1,056 posts

90 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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I was thinking of a clockwork hard skin remover, no batteries, that'll keep the hippies happy, also Deborah will be gagging to get
her mitts on my idea of a toaster that can perfect instant [ well, 2 minutes ] beans on toast.


Exige77

6,523 posts

221 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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Electric car ?

Environmentally friendly ?

No, no one will go for that

NWTony

3,002 posts

258 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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Crisp swap app.

When you buy multi bags and you aren't really keen on one of the flavours you can tap the app and swap your pickle onion monster munch for the hot n spicy variety.

Can also be used for chocolates, swap your coffee creams with some weirdo who likes them.

Just have to figure out the cost effective delivery system, maybe drones could be involved...

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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NWTony said:
Crisp swap app.

When you buy multi bags and you aren't really keen on one of the flavours you can tap the app and swap your pickle onion monster munch for the hot n spicy variety.

Can also be used for chocolates, swap your coffee creams with some weirdo who likes them.

Just have to figure out the cost effective delivery system, maybe drones could be involved...
It could be used for partners also?

bristolbaron

5,376 posts

242 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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El stovey said:
It could be used for partners also?
My wife would like someone’s wotsits in exchange for her nik naks.

Gareth1974

3,478 posts

169 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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Vegetarian black pudding.

Rather than killing pigs, drain off a pint or two of blood as required, blood doner style, allowing you to make a tasty meat product without harming any animals.

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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Gareth1974 said:
Vegetarian black pudding.

Rather than killing pigs, drain off a pint or two of blood as required, blood doner style, allowing you to make a tasty meat product without harming any animals.
Stem cell burgers gwoen in labs would work this way, no blood but muscles. Tasty burger no animals harmed.

Exige77

6,523 posts

221 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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Thesprucegoose said:
Gareth1974 said:
Vegetarian black pudding.

Rather than killing pigs, drain off a pint or two of blood as required, blood doner style, allowing you to make a tasty meat product without harming any animals.
Stem cell burgers gwoen in labs would work this way, no blood but muscles. Tasty burger no animals harmed.
Apart from the poor Animal eating it !!

miniman

30,067 posts

292 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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Gareth1974 said:
Vegetarian black pudding.

Rather than killing pigs, drain off a pint or two of blood as required, blood doner style, allowing you to make a tasty meat product without harming any animals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTwdg5nqscc

Puggit

49,803 posts

278 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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Toilet roll that plays a tune as you spin it on the toilet roll holder

red_slr

20,747 posts

219 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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Stair dominator 3000. Aka a 4' length of 3x2. Sustainable timber of course.

boxst

3,806 posts

175 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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Gareth1974 said:
Vegetarian black pudding.

Rather than killing pigs, drain off a pint or two of blood as required, blood doner style, allowing you to make a tasty meat product without harming any animals.
One of the oldest jokes ...

A man and his family are driving through the country when their car breaks down in front of an old farm. They decide to walk up to the farm house and ask if they can use the phone and on the way there the man notices that one of the pigs in the pen only has three legs. The farmer turns out to be a nice old guy, and after calling them a tow truck he invites them inside for some tea. After sitting with his tea for a few minutes, the man's curiosity gets the better of him and he just has to know what happened to that pig in the pen outside.
"Well" said the farmer. "That there pig, he ain't no ordinary pig. See that pig right there, last summer my whole barn was on fire, and that pig done run upstairs into my God damn room and alerted me to that fire. I would'a lost my whole barn if it weren't fer that pig."
"Wow!" the man exclaims. "So he lost his leg in the fire?"
"Well no." said the farmer. "See, about three summers ago, my boy Timmy fell straight down the God damn well, and don't you know, that pig right there, bless his soul, he done jumped down that well and drug my boy back up by his coller, that pigs like God damn Lassie, I tell you what."
"Holy crap!" the man said. "Well, did he loose his leg somehow down there in the well?"
"Naw." Said the farmer, with a far away sigh. "A pig that good, you don't eat him all at once."

ApOrbital

10,588 posts

148 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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Bbq the dead and eat them.

CzechItOut

2,156 posts

221 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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Celebrity Dodgeball League - who wouldn't want to see Gemma Collins hit in the face with a dodgeball?

wildoliver

9,309 posts

246 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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Exige77 said:
Thesprucegoose said:
Gareth1974 said:
Vegetarian black pudding.

Rather than killing pigs, drain off a pint or two of blood as required, blood doner style, allowing you to make a tasty meat product without harming any animals.
Stem cell burgers gwoen in labs would work this way, no blood but muscles. Tasty burger no animals harmed.
Apart from the poor Animal eating it !!
Yes but they are only vegetarians so who cares!

vx220

2,725 posts

264 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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Microwaveable fried egg sauce...

...just the yokes, for dipping your sausage, hash brown and bacon in.

peterperkins

3,444 posts

272 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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vx220 said:
Microwaveable fried egg sauce...

...just the yokes, for dipping your sausage, hash brown and bacon in.
That's the best so far

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

130 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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in-car shirt ironer

You want to look sharp for that job interview/wedding/other, but you have to drive 2 and half hours to get there and there's no easy way to stop your shirt creasing when you've sat down that long

Hey presto, plug in the in-car ironer and your shirt will be crease free when you arrive

silobass

1,219 posts

132 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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NWTony said:
Crisp swap app.



Can also be used for chocolates, swap your coffee creams with some weirdo who likes them.
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Do you like the nut flavour ones? PM deets and we have a swapsy deal biggrin

(don't really)

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 18th September 2019
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peterperkins said:
vx220 said:
Microwaveable fried egg sauce...

...just the yokes, for dipping your sausage, hash brown and bacon in.
That's the best so far
I'd buy that...