Bob Monkhouse one liners and story's.....
Bob Monkhouse one liners and story's.....
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CRA1G

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7,170 posts

218 months

Saturday 25th July 2020
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As suggested from another thread as a legend i thought some of his one liners and story's should be told.... I'll start with his classic "when I told them I wanted to become a comedian they laughed..... well there not laughing now"thumbup

i4got

5,923 posts

101 months

Saturday 25th July 2020
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Another old classic - I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my father. Not screaming and terrified like his passengers.

CRA1G

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7,170 posts

218 months

Saturday 25th July 2020
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" I tend to sleep in the nude which isn't a bad thing it's just those long flights "

nicanary

10,994 posts

169 months

Saturday 25th July 2020
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I'm still getting sex at 69 - I live at 73 so it's no great distance.

Edited by nicanary on Saturday 25th July 17:42