Bob Monkhouse one liners and story's.....

[CRA1G]

As suggested from another thread as a legend i thought some of his one liners and story's should be told.... I'll start with his classic "when I told them I wanted to become a comedian they laughed..... well there not laughing now"

[i4got]

Another old classic - I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my father. Not screaming and terrified like his passengers.

[CRA1G]

" I tend to sleep in the nude which isn't a bad thing it's just those long flights "

[nicanary]

I'm still getting sex at 69 - I live at 73 so it's no great distance.

Edited by nicanary on Saturday 25th July 17:42